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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 4:07 AM      
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What sports announcers do you despise so much that you have turn the sound down on TV or just not listen to if its on the radio. I personally HATE John Sterling the radio guy for the Yankees. Feel free to add sportcenter or fox sports news anchors that you can't stand as well.





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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 10:13 AM      
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Joe f'ing Morgan

he obviously knows his shit, but he beats every play to death. he takes a routine grounder to short and replays it 20 times, saying the same thing over and over again...he is the most boring announcer on the face of the earth


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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 11:25 AM      
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Tim (I know more useless facts than anyone on the planet) McCarver and Joe (Boring Fuck) Buck. Those guys can bring even the most exciting games to a screeching halt.

On the other hand, I disagree with the opening poster. I like Sterling and Kay.




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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 11:30 AM      
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Joe f'ing Morgan


Talk about a jackass who only talks to hear himself speak.

He also thinks the Reds teams of the 70's were the best teams ever. Fuck that. They were good, but come on.

Once while comparing His Reds and the then current Yankees, he mentioned some pitcher I had never heard of and said "If he was healthy, he was as good as any pitcher playing." The fuck does that mean?

Forget about all other Second Baseman, you can't convince him that anybody even played near his level. Talk about no class.

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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 12:03 PM      
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Ive got to say Tom Seaver and that guy who anounces the mets games on the radio, i forgot his name but i hate those guys so much.




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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
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Are you talking about Gary Cohen or Bob Murphy?
Because Bob Murphy may be well past his prime now, but hes still a legend in his field, and Gary Cohen is one of the best Baseball Announcers in the game.

The Announcer that I dispise the most is Gary Thorne. Especially in Hockey. I cant stand when the Rangers play on ESPN and he does the game. This guy is supposed to be ESPN's #1 Hockey Announcer yet he still knows absolutely nothing about whats going on. He constantly calls the wrong players. For Instance a few weeks back the Rangers are playing the Penguins. And Alexei Gusarov who at the time was on the Rangers and wore #25, comes in on a breakaway. Thorne makes the call that Kevin Stevens is on a breakaway. Kevin Stevens is on Pittsburgh and wears #25. ANd he didnt correct himself. He keeps saying how Stevens was robbed. The guy is clueless. And he cant pronounce anybody's name right even the guys names who arent hard in hockey to pronounce. He pronounces Malhotra, Malhorrtra. Klou-check. as Kloosek. And others that cant be described in typing. He also pretty much sucks doing Met games and I cringe when the Mets on Channel 11, because Tom Seaver pretty much sucks too.

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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 12:45 PM      
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quote:

The Announcer that I dispise the most is Gary Thorne.

francine i know a lot of people who say this, but i have to disagree. i really like the guy, especially in hockey, not so much for his knowledge, but he's got a great play-by-play voice.
the one i HATE! is that nasal little fuck mike emrick. that tool is soooooo fucking annoying, i have to watch devs games w/ the sound off. and the douchebag who does devs games on the radio (the guy w/ the throat prob. - don't worry, no sick jokes) sucks too! he never says czerkawski right, always says (taking after francine in descriptions) "sir-cov-ski", when it's really "chur-cow-ski". what a bunch of tools the devs have. for such a good team you'd think they would have better announcers!


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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 2:18 PM      
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I gotta agree with most of you here. I hate Joe Morgan so much. I think hes biased when he calls the yankees games. He cant admit that they are one of the greatest teams of all time bec he played for the fuckin reds

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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 2:26 PM      
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Gary Thorne and Bill Clement both reallly suck. Everything is GO FLYERS GO and Let's go RedWings for those two. I don't know how cannot like Mike Emrick, the guy is simply the best in the business, and a long with JD make the best duo in hockey. And Mike Miller on the radio who now is recovering from cancer, is a great announcer. I think he is better than Kenny Albert of the RAnger.s


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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 2:52 PM      
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I dont know there names but when the mets play the braves on tbs i have to mute the tv and put on slipknot. They suck ass.




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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 3:04 PM      
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You are talking about Skip Carey who suhuhuhucks. The guy is so fucking bias it pisses me off. He thinks that everyone who watches TBS is a motherfucking Braves fan stupid fuck. I personally like Gary Thorne. I don't watch much hockey but he does good work with the Mets. I think Gary Cohen is amazing and probably the best baseball announcer out there. I'm not bias at all cause i'm a Yankee fan and hate Sterling. His calls just get nauseating after a while. I could deal with Kay though. Joe Morgan is a tool too, I'll agree with you guys there.



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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 5:20 PM      
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I agree with ROOKIE and also have to include,although he`s a funny guy,at times is WALT"CLYDE" Frazier.
Tim McCarver and CLYDE,for different reasons,annoy tje shit out of me.
Both of them are VERY SMART in terms of knowing their respective sports but C`mon,why do they need to show everyone how SMART they are??
They both,McCarver more than CLYDE insist on using multi syllabic words ...much like DENNIS MILLER,but not quite. Clyde does it, I think,to get away from the DUMB BLACK JOCK stereotype,which I can`t really blame him for but he goes a little too far,but it makes him a bit funny when he misuses a word or phrase.
I don`t know what planet McCarver is from but he makes watching baseball seem longer than the 5 hour games actually are.

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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 6:24 PM      
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where to start micheal kaye,john sterling,susan waldman,bobby murser,skip cary,tom seaver,chip cary,don sutton,joe morgan,kenny singleton,jeff torborg,shit there are way to many more to list.

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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 6:40 PM      
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i like sterling and kay...maybe its just because i just got used to their style by now. i like them a lot more than the Yankee TV guys, who are nothing special


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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 6:40 PM      
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also, (more hockey) joe micheletti= schmuck
and the best - one of the greatest chants ever heard at nassau coliseum this year was thanks to this guy and his total annoyancy (is that a word?)
"it's a power play goal: SCREW YOU SAM ROSEN!!!" :)


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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 7:55 PM      
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How about Jessie the body and Jim Ross on the XFL.


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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 11:09 PM      
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Ventura for the XFL was a friggin joke.

And Dennis Miller sux as well.

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posted on 03-17-2001 @ 11:22 PM      
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posted on 03-18-2001 @ 3:56 PM      
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Bill Walton has to be the WORST annoucer. He will usually point out things that are fucking obivous to even the causal sports fan.

Even though I'm a Ranger fan, Mike Emirck is the best fucking announcer in ANY sport. He is simply unbiased when it comes to announcing.


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posted on 03-18-2001 @ 5:28 PM      
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I don't see a problem with Emerick at all. infact, whenevr i watch a hockey game, i hope that he is announcing the game cuz he is just the best announcer for the nhl.




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posted on 03-19-2001 @ 10:09 AM      
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Got to go with Bill Walton as well.
Honorable mention to Howie Rose and his Mets biased bullshit.

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posted on 03-19-2001 @ 10:09 AM      
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I have best of and worst for hockey.

Best
Mike Emerick is my favorite TV Announcer between the energy and the knowledge that he has, and I should just note that he was NEVER a NHL player, is absolutely amazing. He even makes Barry Melrose look good on ABC.

JD is the best color commentator in the business. No doubt in my mind. He knows the game back and front just needs a better partner than Sam Rosen.

Mike Miller is one of the best radio commentators around the league and I can't even listen to Devils Radio right now because the guy that is there really sucks.

Worst
I don't even know his name, I just call him the boring Pittsburgh announcer. I'm sorry but he has no energy and I don't even know how he got a job in the most exciting sport in the world. He belong in golf and tennis NOT hockey.

Matt Loughlin is the worst guy to do games. He replaced Emerick on Saturday night for that thrilling Devs/Sharks game and I'm sorry he is more stupider than Chico Resuch. I have 3 words to easily describe this dipshit "AND A GOAL!!!"

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posted on 03-19-2001 @ 10:44 AM      
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I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the dean of bad sports announcers - Brent Musberger. Every time I hear "You are looking live at (insert stadium/arena here)...", it makes me cringe.

Also, Dick Vitale. Calm down, baldy, before your glass eye falls out.




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posted on 03-19-2001 @ 12:24 PM      
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quote:

and I should just note that he was NEVER a NHL player



No shit, 99% of play-by-play announcers have never played professionally. Its mostly color analysts that have. So that point is moot.







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posted on 03-19-2001 @ 12:41 PM      
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I have to diagree as well about Gary Thorne. He brings so much energy to whatever game he is announcing, whether it is baseball or hockey.

I can't stand Bob Costas especially when he does basketball. He loves to tell his little stories and basketball is too fast of a sport for the play by play guy to tell anecdotes. When him and Joe Morgan do baseball games together I want to shoot my f'ing television.

Tim McCarver is by far the most overrated announcer in any sport. Why do people have such a hard on for him? He sucks. As far as football goes, IMHO Madden and Summeral are way past their prime.

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