Bathroom trips & washing hands

[Kid Afrika]

Originally posted by Bloody Anus
You know when I wash my hands?








When I shit on them!

Okay Mr. Carlin.

But seriously, I tend to agree to some extent. I'm not excessively paranoid about washing my hands when I use the restroom. I'll share my routine...

At the office I wash my hands whenever I use the restroom, but mostly as a courtesy to others that use the restroom. And also, because otherwise I wouldn't wash my hands all day long.

When traveling, I try to save dumps for my hotel room, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. In those cases I just wipe the seat down liberally and focus on keeping my johnson from touching the water or the bowl.

At home, I always wash my hands when I take a dump, but seldom after a piss.

People that open doors with tissues or paper towels in public restrooms should either kill themselves or start saving for their own private plastic bubble.

People that put down paper or hover over toilet seats, well you'll get what's coming to you some day because you're just that stoopid.

As for the jokes, the way I always heard it was, "...I was taught to keep my cock clean and not to piss on my hands."