09-15-2003, 11:39 PM
Yep, we all knew this day was coming, but about an hour ago, I killed a coon. Damn thing just ran right out into the middle of the road, saw the other car coming the other way, ran fast to avoid it, right into my pickup. Sure, I tried to swerve, a little. Tapped the horn 6 times to get it's attention. Didn't slam on the breaks, it was a coon after all, not like it matters too much. Hell, I didn't even bother telling the police, just let it die in the road. Those things have diseases.
Then, just outside my house I almost hit a redhead piece of white trash. Hell, if I would have killed her, I would have gone down to Bensonherst and tried for the hattrick.
Then, just outside my house I almost hit a redhead piece of white trash. Hell, if I would have killed her, I would have gone down to Bensonherst and tried for the hattrick.
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>