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[Silera]

It must hurt to be an aging white man that works 70 hours a week to support his mediocre wife's LL Bean catalogue shopping addiction.

If I were you, I wouldn't want to be reminded about my lack of a sex life every day either. I too would avail myself of every opportunity to convince myself that somehow, I have it better than the hot hispanic chick that earns the same amount of money I do, and has two kids but didn't gain the 40 lbs that my wife would surely gain when she finally suckers me into spawning.

However, I'm not you, and THAT my friend is something to be truly greatful for.