Clowns to the left of me...jokers to the right

[diceisgod]

I have been in the same room with fellow employees while they we're getting blowjobs from prostitutes. I was stripped nude by a hooker in front of fellow employees (and about 40 other people). I fucked another. That being said I will probably not be at any of their funerals, weddings, or any other major event in their lives nor they at mine.