Life Lessons

[60FeetUnderWater]

Originally posted by kindred
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what yer gonna get.

which reminds me...

there are many, many ways to prepare shrimp.

[SLASH]

It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in.

[scooma]

Time was invented so we don't have to everything at the same time.

Space was invented so we don't have everything in the same place.

And chins were invented to hold the pillow when you put a pillow case on.

[Ninny]

What? Are you only 18? That's all you learned?

That being 18 means you havent really learned anything.

To skip ahead in posts because a majority of you are consistantly unfunny.

[60FeetUnderWater]

Originally posted by Ninny

What? Are you only 18? That's all you learned?

That being 18 means you havent really learned anything.

To skip ahead in posts because a majority of you are consistantly unfunny.

huh? :confused:

A capital letter in the beginning and a punctuation at the end does not a sentence make, Ninny.

Roll with it. Feel free to give your sentences a nice "start" "middle" & "finish".

And please, let me know when you start riffin' so I can pay attention and perhaps hopefully, even chuckle once or twice.

[Regan]
ok, start to comede...

[MYLF]

Originally posted by Ninny

What? Are you only 18? That's all you learned?

That being 18 means you havent really learned anything.

To skip ahead in posts because a majority of you are consistantly unfunny.

Consistency is a good thing.

[SLASH]

I learned that beer instead of milk in your Wheaties is actually pretty good

[60FeetUnderWater]

I've learned that some people are forgetting that this is a "Life Lessons" thread and not a WDIL thread.



oh, shit. I just forgot too.

so now, I'll attempt to redeem myself for this transgression (and to avoid angering MYLF any further):

-keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer.

-what is right isn't always popular and what is popular isn't always right.

-if you're gonna have "crime scene sex" on your bed, at least lay a towel down. don't roon the lovely sheets.

-if you're in a fight and you start seeing triple/three duplicate images of your opponent, just hit the one in the middle.

[Ninny]

Originally posted by fhore twentee

Originally posted by Ninny

What? Are you only 18? That's all you learned?

That being 18 means you havent really learned anything.

To skip ahead in posts because a majority of you are consistantly unfunny.

huh? :confused:

A capital letter in the beginning and a punctuation at the end does not a sentence make, Ninny.

Roll with it. Feel free to give your sentences a nice "start" "middle" & "finish".

And please, let me know when you start riffin' so I can pay attention and perhaps hopefully, even chuckle once or twice.

[Regan]
ok, start to comede...

Would you like a star now for your brilliant display of sarcasm?? Or can we just go back to ignoring you.....

[60FeetUnderWater]

bu...but....

oh, nevermind.


*note to self*
leave Ninny alone.

more Life Lessons learned and worthy of being passed onward:

-do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

-it doen't take much to resolve a quarrel; just talk it out.

-think for yourself. question authority.

-you only get one chance to make a first impression. if you blow it, fuck it. try again anyway.