Canada vs the US

[KensPen]

canada has many many many hot women,

though most of them dance for dollars.

[BITENY]

Originally posted by Grumpy
it's just NJ. As far as the Cannannanaada vs US thing? No comparison. You guys suck. We rule! But if you want to get technical with the pros and cons, here's a few:

Military - US: Strong Canadnnana: A bunch of guys named Dudly on horseback and funny red jackets that look like th ey have a broomstick stuck up their ass.

Culture - US: Endless. You name it, we got it. Candndnnaa: It doesn't count if it's in a petre dish.

Women - US: Much Hotter Candnnaa: Butch Lumberjack dykes and lipstick lesbos with an occasional hottie in between.

Sports - US: MLB, NFL, NHL, etc... Canoodda: Curling

Beer - US: Budweiser Cannnaapa: Moose Head

Weather - US: Every season possible. Cadannanda: My nipples froze and drop off every winter (which lasts 9 months of the year)

I'll stick to the good ol' US of A. Thank you very mooch.

The only good thing about Cadadnnada is this one hot girl that I know that slept with a pink pig at a party in Jersey. Other than that.....nothing worth mentioning.

:lol::lol: too funny.
i esp. love the different spellings of Canada.

[Grumpy]

Originally posted by KensPen
canada has many many many hot women,

though most of them dance for dollars.

True, I forgot about that.

Strip Clubs: Candnandnaa wins this one. How could they not considering most strip clubs in Canada double as brothels.

[Hawt Baux]

Isn't pot legal in British Columbia?



CANADA! CANADA! CANADA!

[Grumpy]

I can see why they'd legalize pot there. What the fuck else is there to do there in the cold blistering winter when you're snowed in for 3 months. Watch the moose fuck in the meadows? Call the local mounted police and ask if they'd pick up a pizza and a six pack of moosecock beer and deliver it?

Let em get high.....

[KensPen]

Of course some Canadian women look like this.....

[JimmyBlueEyes]

Sports - US: MLB, NFL, NHL,

I thought Hockey was a Canadian invented sport, or they are just really good at it from having nothing else to do.

I also thought Curling(dumbest shit I have ever seen) was actually thought up by the Scots or some european country.

[Grumpy]

jimmyy.....sshhhhhhhh.....yur gonna rooooin it....

They're too stupid to know the difference. Just go with the flow man. Go with the flow.

[Toronto Hottie]

Originally posted by Hawt Baux
Isn't pot legal in British Columbia?



CANADA! CANADA! CANADA!

Ohh my, recent acquisition, but goddamn lovely all round.

There's a limit to what you're allowed to be carrying, (I forget, but it's WAY below anything I'd ever have), but legal.

THAT

IS

FUCKING

SWEET.

And grumps, wasn't looking for a political agenda, just small differences.

FUCK YOU CUNTS - I SAID GET THE INSULTING SHIT OUT ALREADY. Don't make me pull a KensPen and call Alkey.

Jimmy: subsauce is basically just Italian dressing, MAKES the sub though. IMO.

Curling, boring as popcorn farts. Old people sport. Ehhh, keeps them off the roads.

[KensPen]

when I call alkey,

he answers.