I killed a coon.

[Hawt Baux]

Oh i KID.


Anyway i can't hate a race that produces such excellent beatz.

[The Brain]

Originally posted by Hawt Baux
Oh i KID.


Anyway i can't hate a race that produces such excellent beatz.

Oh, don't be shy. White folks can make kick-azz music too.

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Now, everybody POLKA!!11!! :lol:

[Hawt Baux]

Originally posted by The Brain
Oh, don't be shy. <b> White folks</b> can make kick-azz music too.

True but i fear that the excessive use of the words: fuck, cunt, and twat in the lyrics are just not "radio-friendly".

[WhiteFolks]

Originally posted by Hawt Baux

Originally posted by The Brain
Oh, don't be shy. <b> White folks</b> can make kick-azz music too.

True but i fear that the excessive use of the words: fuck, cunt, and twat in the lyrics are just not "radio-friendly".

Hey im just keeping it real. I gotta keep my street cred.












Oh yeah,










Fuck off twat

[JimmyBlueEyes]

I've hit squirrels, I missed a raccoon, think I took out a chipmunk once and one morning really really early, I hit a dog on the road, I thought it was a raccoon. I felt terrible. Especially when I came by later and saw it was a dog. Please don't hate me.

[Sloats]

Originally posted by The Brain
Not to let out a family secret, but... my great-grandmother was a Dutch.

Brain wins.

Well, only if he can produce a picture of "Bobby Taylor" that the NAACP were using when they were protesting outside of his house for taking the lead in "Jive time Jimmy".

"Does he make those faces in bed?"

[BARRY MANILOW]

I've got spikes mounted to the front of my car and wrap around bumpers.

and a bumper sticker that reads:

"I swerve to hit animals"

[Grumpy]

I live in the fucking sticks of upstate new york, so hitting animals on the road is par for the course. I've hit:

- A family of possum
- 3 Raccoons (seperately)
- A skunk (smell didn't go away for days)
- About half a dozen ground hogs
- Almost hit a coyote
- nearly wrecked my car swerving from a runaway cow from one of the local farms
- and the mrs. smashed the shit out of the front of her car when she hit a suicidal deer that decided to run out in front of her.

Given a choice of swerving and getting into an accident or driving into a ditch versus hitting the dumb fuckin animal that's too stupid to move or doesn't move fast enough........the animal dies. Sorry, but it's survival of the fittest.


Does anyone have the latest scoring system for pedestrians? The last version I have says old ladies are 20 points, old ladies with canes or walkers 30 and a bonus 10 is they have their back to you. Bonus 25 if they look at you with the "hang tight sonny, I'm moving as fast I can" (holy shit, he's about to hit me) look on their face.

[BITENY]

I found out, that around exit 14 on the belt parkway, that there's a wildlife crossing sign--- and it's strange because the only thing around there is a landfill from years ago that they're rebuilding into God knows what right now......
But someone told me that some black dude was being chased across the belt pkway and ever since then, that sign was put up.
I swear I swear- this was told to me...
I know I'm probably gonna hear it from Grizzz or 60.....

[Hosp]

Fleeing felon only worth 5 pts?

Jeez, maybe I shouldn't have braked.

It's only worth 5 because there's so damn many of them. Now if the guy had a degree and was on his way home to spend some quality time with his wife and kids (instead of running from the 5-0), that's 100 points.