Life Lessons

[60FeetUnderWater]

things I've learned that I'd pass down to others:

-you're allowed to say "fuck it" three times a day.

-don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.


^^^that's serious advice folks...and now, for the wacky/zany portion of this broadcast...



-when getting pulled over, don't ever greet the officer with "what the fuck do YOU want?"

-don't ever look for love, just pay the gal her $50 fee after you're done with her and move along...love is overrated anyways.

[MYLF]

Originally posted by Rooner
I learned you shoudnt look at MYLFs thread without posting something, or else get ignored.

I also learned that this post sucks.

I like you

Oh, and I forgot one - be trusting but don't be naive. WHAT? Somebody has to post something serious. :mad:

[IrishAlkey]

Hamsters can't fly if you put a little cape on them.

[60FeetUnderWater]

wow, we're actually supposed to keep it serious in this thread?

ok:

-when in doubt, trust your hunches. always.

-if you want to avoid looking like a tourist in NYC, don't look both ways down a one way street before crossing it.

-all recreational subsances have their own "moderation levels". you can drink dah beers or hit the joints all day long but if you just snorted an entire 8-ball to your head in the last 2-3 hours then, call it a night champ. that is, whenever you get a chance to catch some shuteye.


(sorry MYLF...I tried...I'll do more gooder next time.)

[REDEYE]

[MYLF]

I hate you.

[REDEYE]

thanks

[MYLF]

Don't mention it.

AARGH! I'm fucking up my own thread. :fire:

Well I learned something else today.

[IrishAlkey]

Don't start anymore threads?

[MYLF]

Originally posted by IrishAlkey
Don't start anymore threads?

Don't start anymore serious threads.
I hate you all.