10-01-2003, 04:08 PM
I am curious to know what my output could be.
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Almighty Masturbator!!
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10-01-2003, 07:20 PM
I had no idea I should be counting, I think I could be a contender.
Imagine trying to avoid the wetspot in that bed.
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10-01-2003, 07:43 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie I doubt a blacklight would help in that situation.
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10-01-2003, 09:23 PM
I can beat that record in less than half that time, considering I have multiples.
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Someone ate my cupcake It's more fun if you put your hands up
10-01-2003, 10:30 PM
:mad:
Showoff.
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10-01-2003, 11:00 PM
What a crock of shit. No way that happened. You're too stupid, because you believe it. Go post your bullshit news some where else.
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10-01-2003, 11:05 PM
I may be stupid, but you're ugly, and I can study.
Dick. :moon:
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10-02-2003, 02:27 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Crackle :kiss: Awww, you're just jealous because you can't get past the 1st round of whacking........ it's okay.. your limp cock will wake up one day...
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10-02-2003, 02:30 AM
I feel bad for this guy. How pathetic do you have to be to run six batches in a day??? This guy needs pussy...Someone give this man some sex.
I'm not quite there yet
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10-02-2003, 02:40 AM
http://irish.alkey.swellserver.com/news/...record.php
Irish Alkey Shatters Masturbation World Record! October 1, 2003 It's official, Irish Alkey is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Irish Alkey achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period! Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Irish Alkey remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest. It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Irish Alkey is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Irish Alkey was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today". This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment. When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Irish Alkey said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning". 
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