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#11
What kind of diet lets you lose 15 pounds in 3 weeks?
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#12
Crack.
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#13
well, yeah. but besides that.
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#14
I've never been able to drink 8 glasses of water a day.

I've fucking tried too.
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#15
Takes a lot of skill and a little bit of practice.
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#16
You piss like a race horse if you consume that much water. Add a couple of slices of lemon or lime to a pitcher of water.
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#17
Get a quart sized water bottle or use a straw. Goes down much faster. I go thru 2 quarts at work, and usually another quart after I'm home. It doesn't work if you actually try to drink 8 GLASSES.
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#18
Quote:Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
I have found a new addiction....Diet Coke w/Lime.

Ive never had Coke with lime. However,I have had Coke mixed with Vitamin C.
It was pretty bad!!! My nose bled for an hour and the Coke was ruined.
(It didnt stop us from finishing the Coke however)!!!:tongue:
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#19
Loser

Anyway, I don't like diet soda but I tried it the other day to see and it was really good. There was hardly an after taste.
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#20
My dick has no after taste.
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