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I was down in Wildwood with a bunch of friends for the weekend. We were drinking and went up to the boardwalk. It was pouring rain, so we had to run from shelter to shelter. My sneakers had no tread left and I went sliding down the boardwalk on my back (like a bowling ball down the lane) until I stopped feet first at a booth. All my friends were hysterical. The guys in the booth were asking if I was okay in between laughing. One of the guys with us bent down and said, "Are you hurt? I'm an EMT...if you're hurt I can help you." I said, "No, I'm fine." He said, "Then it's okay to laugh?" I was mortified and my whole spine was bruised for weeks.
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Quote:Originally posted by Hawt Baux
Circle jerking is humiliating.
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That's silly, why would you refer to me in this context?
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BECAUSE I CAN CAN CAN!!!!!1@?!@#!!!!!@!!3
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For some reason it was funnier when you did it. No offense to 60.
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About 2-3 years ago, I was out on Long Island at this club/bar called Minnesota's. I was hanging out off to the side of the dance floor, drinking my 6th or 7th glass of white zinfandel wine. Yes, I was wasted.
So, I'm leaning up against the wall, with one foot propped up to hold me up. Little did I know that balance means shit when you're drunk because as soon as I put my foot up against the wall, I came sliding down within the blink of an eye and landed right dead smack on my ass, in front of my friends, the bartender and several other onlookers.
Thankfully, because I was drunk, I laughed my ass off. And so did everyone else. I had a nice bruise on my back & ass for a few days....
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During gym class when i was at high school, i had a kind of funny expierence. One day we were playing wiffle ball in the gym. Now when my class played all of us played for real almost like it was a real game. So i get up to bat and i hammered the ball into the back of the gym. I ran as hard as i could and when i went to go around 1st, my left foot hit the base and came out from under me, sending me sliding to the floor. Since i didnt go rolling or tumbling around (just sliding on my front) i didnt look like a complete fool, lol. the whole gym saw it,and everyone, including me, a had a good laugh.
