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YO, YOU MOTHER FUCKING COCKMASTERS, HEAR MY TALE.
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So, I have been down in Jacksonville since August on a project (doing the LGA commute). Well, finally I gather up the courage to go to a Poker Room down here with a co-worker. Normally I play a half dollar/dollar game on line and I have been losing. So I am nervous as shit. I turn in $50 and sit down at the table, my legs working like TrayC vibrator for at least 30 minutes. By the time I leave 3 hours later, I have cashed in by original buy in and take up a bigger pile to the cashier.

3 hours, $62 profit.

I could not believe how bad the tables were compared to the on-line game. This was fucking sweet. Loose, Dumb-ass callers. And I am transparent as glass. My friend knew exactly what I had, yet peole would still call. Let's see the board: anyone with an 8 has a straight and Sloats wakes up and starts betting, four calls.

Why didn't I start in September.

Well, please join me in my happiness. This is the one thing that has taken the sting away from being down here in 70* weather.
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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#2
I would respond, and pretend I give a shit, but I'm not funny.
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#3
That F is turning into a T...
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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