CDIH

Thanks, Jack.

open bts

jack open them up

not happening.

why goat?

YMB ain't loading no more.

alkey musta missed his server bill

Nice

Someone should fix the formatting for YMB. It's all spread out and impossible to read.

It's a slow day and I want to bask in my awesomeness.

Sometimes, you don't have to go so far back into the past or review material from the "dead & gone" to see awesomeness....well at least YOUR awesomeness anyways.

That said, I know a board or two where the word "awesomeness" don't cover all the bases...no word does in fact...just a three letter something-nym (FUCK! I forgot the damn word for that BUT I still remember my fucking name at least...hate when that happens).

I think I forgot an "other than" or a "not" or something in that post (besides the blotted out word I mean...which still escapes me) but I think the "cruelty" was still successfully conveyed and reached it's target. Overall I REALLY fucked that post up yet nonetheless it's still quality shit.

Galt Wrote:Someone should fix the formatting for YMB. It's all spread out and impossible to read.

It's a slow day and I want to bask in my awesomeness.

It was good to be the king. Before my fall from grace.

God damn was that board awesome. That whole thread is a jewel but 1-2 comments at the end there really got me close to truly smiling.

Quote:You've got spunk but you're still just a woman.

BOOM!

I swear, this board and the attached archives of the other two boards I destroyed must be THE coolest, most esoteric & "inside" comedy treasure in existence...on the Internet or not.

I have been surfing off and on the ymb shell for a while now and I am still kept quite amused and eager for more discoveries of long-ago comedic greatness: for example


Edit:

Ok I spit soda all over the fucking place but who cares...this one is just surreal:

Quote:Sometimes you can avoid having to hit them (ie. woman <-- amazing thread overall). Grab them firmly around the throat and lift them 6 inches off the ground and ask them if they are through being cunts yet.

Edit 2: The tale of Wonder Tits

Quote:"Rack" and "pool" are the only coherent thoughts among both the thread title and body of the post. The rest is illogical.

Analysis: "Rack" aka "tits". The claim is it (a nice one) gets you nowhere. However, the writer proceeds to pontificate as to why men believe that they will wind up in an "effective" fuck session with her ( I presume) if they (said men) ask her. So I propose that it is you, possessor of aforementioned rack, that does not allow yourself to get yourself anywhere.

Conclusion: Dumb whore

Solution: Shut the fuck up

Do you live in the past because your current sucks?

Did I mention before that you were a worthless piece of shit troll and a dirtbag whether it be past, present, or future ?

Well, if not there it is.

Just curious as you seem to have to go to the past to prop your self driven ego up as of late. I guess you are trying to forget the recent past, I understand.

btw - I never got that messageboard code of ethics and rules you spoke of, forward me that when you get a chance.

Carry on.

And it almost seemed that we made so much progress yesterday and then you yet again prove that my initial clinical diagnosis of you as "turd" was balls-on accurate. Amazing.

I'm good like that.

sink Wrote:Just curious as you seem to have to go to the past to prop your self driven ego up as of late. I guess you are trying to forget the recent past, I understand.

btw - I never got that messageboard code of ethics and rules you spoke of, forward me that when you get a chance.

Carry on.

Youre critiquing his need to bring up the past, by bringing up the past?