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The NJ Governor has asked residents to come up with a new New Jersey slogan.

Call to action.

These are a few of the ones collected....

Its next to New York.
Its better than you think.
MMMMMMM Chemicals.
Three quarters of our state is really nice.
You got a problem with that?
How you doin?
It always smells like this.


Come up with your own.....
As seen on the Sopranos!
Invite a todos sus muchos primos mexicanos.
Keep right except to pass, you motherfuckin' out-of-stater!!!!
We got jughandles!
Where Staten Islanders go to die.
Pork Roll, Egg, and Cheese by day, Disco Fries by night.
At least we're not Delaware.
Come to New Jersey or We'll Bust Your Kneecaps.
The secret ingredient is corruption.
Wheas my Cheesebawllz?
We have gay americans here.
NJ, where retards get sexual assaulted.
As seen on Aqua Teen Hunger Force!
Tequila Joe's
5 Atmospheres
Toll up ahead.
Hawt Baux Wrote:Wheas my Cheesebawllz?
that gets my vote
acid wash jeans capital of the world
if you fear the stress of living in the city is going to lead you to having another stroke, move here!
Arpi lives here!


(ok maybe thats not a good way to attract people)
Welcome, all! Niggers too!
trashy broad central

if you like a guido in a tank top, Jersey is your state

new jersey, property taxes is our middle name
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