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snapple fact #119

the hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.
which isn't true.
.... I didnt realize that this is what apple pie is supposed to taste like...
Danked Wrote:By savoring the moment, he means open it, swirl his penis in it a few times and then chug it.

Or something equally disgusting.

every post a gem! danked should be the only one allowed to post on this board.
I can't really place it but it's like a mixture of bannana, cinnamon, and pie crust... they musta ran outta apples.
is there a such thing as apple flavored jell-o?
I call bullshit on this entire thread - everyone knows you have no need to be buying condoms. Next thing you're gonna say is you have sex. puh-leeze!!!
Yeah really Goat,I was just about to ask what are the condoms for.
Maybe they ran out of balloons, his mom's birthday WAS just the other week.
That...or thinking about a young Patrick Duffy got him all inspired.
you have all given me a complex about cumming on my face, so now I masturbate into condoms.
Someday in the future you'll be able to take what you have learned with all this practice and use it on an actual woman.


Baby steps....
he's already tried the women thing, and he's learned the one difference between jerking off and having sex, which is you can't get std's from jerking off.
but you can from fucking a fleshlight
well, yeah, but he's not shoving shit up his ass, he's just waxing his wand.
The Jays Wrote:well, yeah, but he's not shoving shit up his ass

i told you about this in confidence
TheGMANN Wrote:Someday in the future you'll be able to take what you have learned with all this practice and use it on an actual woman.


Baby steps....

yeah you're one to talk
The Sleeper Wrote:
The Jays Wrote:well, yeah, but he's not shoving shit up his ass

i told you about this in confidence

you were quite confident when you told me.
TheGMANN Wrote:That...or thinking about a young Patrick Duffy got him all inspired.

What?
its a new inside joke. i think it was started somewhere in one of these threads today.
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