Is going to be overseeing the shutting down of a call center and laying off 1,500 people
Mwuah ha ha
you should make it a condition that you get to fire each one individually
call center survivor contest!
I need to come up with a good catch phrase.
"Can everyone who plans on showing up to work tommorrow please levitate 3 feet above the ground"
David Blaine will make you look the fool.
We're moving our office, to India!
Yeah, if you could move your desks to the basement, that would be great.
Hypothetically, if you had to learn a Middle Eastern language, then learn to speak English while covering up the fact you have a horrible accent, how long would that take?
I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is: You're all fired. The good news is: I'm going to get a promotion because of it!
don't forget the set of steak knives.
How does it feel to be at the bottom of the food chain?
I can't wait to break out the repeating-everything-they-say-in-a-mocking-tone gimmick, maybe even adding a few "waah wahh"s and "mier mier"s to it.
If I ever get fired, I'd be honored to have you do it.
"You have five minutes to convince me not to fire you without using the letter 'e'."