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My next consulting project
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#1
03-10-2006, 05:28 PM
Is going to be overseeing the shutting down of a call center and laying off 1,500 people

Mwuah ha ha
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#2
03-10-2006, 06:03 PM
greed is good
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#3
03-10-2006, 06:04 PM
you should make it a condition that you get to fire each one individually
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#4
03-10-2006, 06:06 PM
call center survivor contest!
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#5
03-10-2006, 06:47 PM
I need to come up with a good catch phrase.
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#6
03-10-2006, 06:53 PM
GET THE FUCK OUT!
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#7
03-10-2006, 06:53 PM
NO CALLS FOR YOU!
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#8
03-10-2006, 06:55 PM
"Can everyone who plans on showing up to work tommorrow please levitate 3 feet above the ground"
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#9
03-10-2006, 06:56 PM
David Blaine will make you look the fool.
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#10
03-10-2006, 06:59 PM
We're moving our office, to India!
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#11
03-10-2006, 07:01 PM
Yeah, if you could move your desks to the basement, that would be great.
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#12
03-10-2006, 07:05 PM
auf wiedersehen!
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#13
03-10-2006, 07:09 PM
Hypothetically, if you had to learn a Middle Eastern language, then learn to speak English while covering up the fact you have a horrible accent, how long would that take?
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#14
03-10-2006, 07:14 PM
I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is: You're all fired. The good news is: I'm going to get a promotion because of it!
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#15
03-10-2006, 07:16 PM
don't forget the set of steak knives.
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#16
03-10-2006, 07:30 PM
How does it feel to be at the bottom of the food chain?
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#17
03-10-2006, 07:35 PM
I can't wait to break out the repeating-everything-they-say-in-a-mocking-tone gimmick, maybe even adding a few "waah wahh"s and "mier mier"s to it.
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#18
03-10-2006, 07:37 PM
If I ever get fired, I'd be honored to have you do it.
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#19
03-10-2006, 07:43 PM
"You have five minutes to convince me not to fire you without using the letter 'e'."
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#20
03-10-2006, 07:48 PM
That's a winner!
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