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..like usual and I noticed I could smell the shit from my asshole. I had to shower, it was pretty gross. I guess that's what happens when you go two straight days without showering, but the strangest thing is I don't even think I pooped over the past 48 hours. The poop shoot is very finicky.
yummo
adult wipes are the greatest thing ever
We call that "swamp ass" in the business.
HedCold Wrote:adult wipes are the greatest thing ever

a-men!
you must have farted over the past 2 days.. something must have leaked out.
weak
wet-wipes do indeed rule.
especially for after fucking
yes!!
They kill the HIV?
mads got HIV, LoL
Really?

Guess I should go spread some holiday cheer.
mad..

if a bunch of aids victims were bunched up and you wanted to kill them and you could only have one weapon to do it, what would you use?
his cock
A gallon of gasoline.
brilliant and effective!
and then he'll stand there with a puzzled look on his face, cause he forgot the matches.
I'm like MacGyver, motherfucker.
you've got a mullet?
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