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got home from work and was sitting around in my underwear...
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..like usual and I noticed I could smell the shit from my asshole. I had to shower, it was pretty gross. I guess that's what happens when you go two straight days without showering, but the strangest thing is I don't even think I pooped over the past 48 hours. The poop shoot is very finicky.
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#2
yummo
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#3
adult wipes are the greatest thing ever
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#4
We call that "swamp ass" in the business.
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#5
HedCold Wrote:adult wipes are the greatest thing ever

a-men!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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you must have farted over the past 2 days.. something must have leaked out.
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weak
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#8
wet-wipes do indeed rule.
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#9
especially for after fucking
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#10
yes!!
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#11
They kill the HIV?
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#12
mads got HIV, LoL
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#13
Really?

Guess I should go spread some holiday cheer.
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#14
mad..

if a bunch of aids victims were bunched up and you wanted to kill them and you could only have one weapon to do it, what would you use?
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#15
his cock
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#16
A gallon of gasoline.
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#17
brilliant and effective!
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#18
and then he'll stand there with a puzzled look on his face, cause he forgot the matches.
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#19
I'm like MacGyver, motherfucker.
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#20
you've got a mullet?
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