Why would I do that? It's a human being, not a mailbox.
You're fucked up!
I like waving pedestrians in front of me, but not slowing down at all.
i hate pedestrians when im driving and hate drivers when im walking
Galt Wrote:I like waving pedestrians in front of me, but not slowing down at all.
this made me chuckle out loud
I want to have intercourse with snaps before I die.
1. Go to Italy
2. See an Army/Navy game in person
3. Have Rachel Ray or Giada De Laurentiis cook me a meal in bra in panties or the nude
4 Smack the shit out of Jared Fogel while eating a Big Mac
Bloody Anus Wrote:I don't know how I left this off. Driving through a huge puddle and soaking a random pedestrian would be terrific. I've come close, but it really takes very delicate timing for everything to fall into place.
i've done that before. i think it was to an old man too.
See the pyramids
See the Collesium
Have sex with a girl 40 years my junior
GonzoStyle Wrote:I want to have intercourse with snaps before I die.
I know you! I'm sensing a lumpy cancer joke right around the corner..
he said he wanted to have sex with you before HE dies, not before YOU die.
i'd like to have sex with Snaps if I could make a snuff film
There was an old man in the middle of the street today and I layed on the horn for a good 5 seconds as I drove by him. In the rearview mirror I saw him turn and shake his fist. I was feeling kind of down all morning, but that lit up my day!
funsnapsdyno Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:I want to have intercourse with snaps before I die.
I know you! I'm sensing a lumpy cancer joke right around the corner..
No, just that since it will never ever happen, this way I could live forever.
why must you toy with my emotions : (
hey if you wanna ride the cock, i'll need about 6 apple martinis, you for it?
GonzoStyle Wrote:hey if you wanna ride the cock, i'll need about 6 apple martinis, you for it?
Hoon says yes he will.
You and sleeper should pop eachothers cherries
my cherry was popped long before yours, son.