CDIH

People walking behind me talking loudly on their cell phones
Bosses who sneak up behind me every time I’m on the phone or internet
A too-busy-to-post-online gonzostyle
Runny eggs
People who ask “did you watch American Idol?”
Pick up trucks, mini-vans and SUVs that think they own the road!
Nosey co-workers
People who smell bad

people who smell is pretty much a general rule.

They do think they own the road!

Oh, them!

you must drive a pick up truck



# 9 the "things I do like" thread.

people with icky teeth who talk/smile.

fat people

Solicitors on the train
Raccoons
Diet sweeteners
Peas
Long Island
Dimensioning with 1/4" of an inch as the minimum unit.

people who neglect their photobucket bandwidth

the word "knickers"

Staten Island
Brooklyn Hipsters
Anything that boasts a brand name
Guidos
Staten Island

^^^

Keyser Soze Wrote:people who neglect their photobucket bandwidth

I DIDNT KNOW!!!

lush Wrote:Staten Island
Staten Island

agreed x 2

not knowing

Then you must really hate yourself

http://forums.colddayinhell.net/viewtopi...c&start=60
Over 3 years later and still pretty much accurate. An addendum:

Starbucks
Shin splints
Vanity plates
American Idol
The texture/consistency of oatmeal
Politicians
Chevrolet
The Covenant. Gotta be one of top 5 worst movies ever
Traffic cones
Myspace
The MPAA
The DMCA
Houseplants
Rims
Fast food french fries
Hummers
Digiorno. It’s not delivery, it’s fucking garbage
Sportsbook.com
People that feel the need to spread their religious/political views at work, especially when said people hold a government job
Unfulfilled desires/urges
Health insurance
Incompetence
2005
People that ask “working hard or hardly working?” and think they’re being clever. Yes, these people do still exist
Sony
15mph school zones
People that talk too much, aka people that like hearing their own voice
People that brush their teeth at work
People with less than a 9-figure income that seriously believe they can change the world
Cheery customer service representatives. I know you hate your job. You know you hate your job. You’re not fooling anybody. Same goes for cashiers.
People that say “TGIF” or some variation of it such as “Happy Friday!” Yes, these people do still exist
Being in a good mood yet not knowing why I’m in a good mood. That really pisses me off.
Socks
When popcorn kernels get stuck in my teeth
Ugly chicks that think and act like they’re hot
Roundabouts
Drivers that know their lane is ending but drive as far up as they possibly can before merging, which invariably causes major traffic. I never let these fucks in front of me, which I realize doesn’t help matters, but still...
People that begin a sentence with some variant of “I hate to trouble you, but…” No, you don’t.
Splash back. Speaking of which, <a href="http://antisplash.com/product_overview.php">greatest invention of the 21st century</a>
The Superbowl

When flash drives suddenly and inexplicably die.

better yet - when companies put silly software on their flashdrives to 'mimic' windows explorer functionality, only to render it useless on a windows machine thanks to the IT Nazi's tight security settings.

When people call you and have nothing to say.
When Goat complains like a little bitch.

I also don't like that I have lost touch with Gonzo as of late. I miss that little bitch.

who are you?