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Quote:Nappy Afro scalps

sorry, I have "good hair". no nappy head over here.

right now, I would rather be strappin' a harness to vg's ass...

Quote:right now, I would rather be strappin' a harness to vg's ass...

:moonie:

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::RIDE 'EM COWBOY!!!::

There ARE no black cowboys,
they just work in the Chuck Wagon.

Quote:There ARE no black cowboys,
they just work in the Chuck Wagon.

What, you never saw Blazing Saddles??

Quote:There ARE no black cowboys,
they just work in the Chuck Wagon.

Don't forget the Buffalo Soldiers! What better way to get rid of one minority (Apache) than to send another minority after them. At least that's what the cavalry thought. :burnfucker:

If you have to ask where I would rather be right now, you will never understand me. :blow: :fucking: :rofl:

i'd like to be in a hot tub with champagne and a lot of naked women

Quote:i'd like to be in a hot tub with champagne and a lot of naked women

instead, you'll be spending tonight with a frozen tv dinner, mary (you're blowup doll), a strap on for mary and tube of KY. How said of a fuckin life DO YOU lead?

Jessica Alba sitting on my face.

actually, no need for frozen dinner, b/c you mom takes care of all my meals, sorry but you took your doll back b/c she enjoyed me more than you

Right now, nothing is more expensive than regret.

Quote:Don't wanna wait for tomorrow
Why put it off another day?
One by one little problems
Build up and stand in our way
One step ahead, one step behind it
Now you gotta run to get even
Make future plans, don't dream about yesterday
Come on turn
Turn this thing around

Right now (Hey!)

It's your tomorrow
Right now, come on, it's everything
Catch your magic moment
And do it right here and now
It means everything

You miss a beat, you lose the rhythm
And nothing falls into place
Only missed by a fraction
Slipped a little off your pace
The more things you get, the more you want
Just trade in one for another
Workin so hard to make it easy
Ohhh, got to turn
Come on, turn this thing around

Right now (Hey!)
It's your tomorrow
Right now, come on, it's everything
Catch that magic moment
And do it right here and now
It means everything
It's enlightening

Right now
What are you waitin for?
Right now (Hey!)
It's your tomorrow
Right now, come on, it's everything
Catch that magic moment
And do it right here and now
Ohhh, right now
It's what's happening
Right here and now

Right now I wish it was Friday

Right now I wish it was 4:20 :fuggin:

Yeah and that Jessica Alba thing sounded pretty good too. I'll take one of those.

my clock doesn't hit 4:20 these days, maybe i'll have to fix it

I still wish I were inside a warm, moist, vagina.

Are you trying to get back in the womb, Galt?

I wish I was in a jacuzzi bath tub, lots of bubbles, and a few cold beers, and someone special....:loveya:

Quote:Are you trying to get back in the womb, Galt?

Men: Spend nine months trying to get out. Spend the rest of our lives trying to get back in.

Kindred
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Kindred....Sister Babe.....stay away from the Pen...he is evil and must be destroyed!