Your venom will not work on Kindred.....
she is my bestest buddy,
and keeper of my heart.
Quote:home, in bed, in an empty house
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Thank you, Sister Luna.... I owe you a :toast:
that jacuzzi does sound like a good idea, the jungle room at the Loop?
you should try the bath houses in the village shave....that's more your style.
i thought your mom quit that job? i guess she still needs the money
I wish I wasn't at work....actually I wish if I had to be at work it wouldn't be where I am now.... :disappointed:
damn, Grumpy's mom jokes...who'd a figured??:lol:
those are about as played out as Ken's sister jokes. tell your gay lover to go find new material.
(insert Arpi - pot meet kettle joke here)....
my sisters got played out a long time before the jokes did though.
you can thank Snuka and his buddies from the bowling league for that ken.
Sounds like Grumpy needs an enima.....Ohhhh Ladi, I think Grumpy would like the usual, stirrups and all.:lol: Just imagine what'll come out of that ass. Sounds liek a new thread...What's in Grumpy's ass?
right now i want a snapple and cheesedoodles..im teh hungry:fuggin:
Right now, I wish i was back In Gulfport, mississippi. Maybe on the beach, or better yet, cruising the river system in my friends boat, doing some knee-boarding and water skiing. Then hanging on some riverbank with all my Navy bro's and ho's, with about 50 pounds of crawfish and a freshly tapped keg. It would still be 75 degrees, even this late at night.
I wanna be on the moon right now.
I want to be naked and on top of David Wells..... :loveya:
Quote:I want to be naked and on top of David Wells.....
Well, I dont know how to tell you this, but my first name Is David, and I just happen to pitch for the Yankees. I like to post here to try and stay grounded and in touch with the "little people" such as yourself. When can we meet?
Quote:Well, I dont know how to tell you this, but my first name Is David, and I just happen to pitch for the Yankees. I like to post here to try and stay grounded and in touch with the "little people" such as yourself. When can we meet?
:bow: :bow: Will you let me massage your aching back too?! :loveya:
Quote:Will you let me massage your aching back too?!
Please, woman, lets dispense with the childish flirting. I know that what you really meant was "Can I massage your aching pitching arm".Of course you can. And maybe afterwards, If you're really good, you can hand-wash my shoelaces.
:disappointed: You're not really David Wells...if you were, you'd know that your back hurt and you were listed day to day after having an MRI today....I've been fooled.....wanna role play? :-)