In this thread, if it rymes it has to be the truth.
There is a member named Ken
Who's interest is only in men
He PMed a Maymay
and professed he was gay
And now they fuck in the den.
There once was a man named Dent
Who returned from his travels in Kent.
He started a thread & no one replied
So he took them to the basement, all tied.
He was heard to shout
"You'll never get out!"
"And listen to all that I say." :thumbs-up:
There once was a tool named Ken
Whose actions no one could defend
So we all gathered round
Started hearing the sound
Of him getting beaten again and again
:thumbs-up:
There once was a girl named Ladi
Who drove a shiny Ducati,
And she flew down the street
with the wind at her feet,
But all she wanted was a potty. :fart:
There is a member named Ladi
Who really has a great body
She walks in the room
And Naughty Angel goes vrrrooomm
While everyone watches at the party.
There once was a guy, GW
Who wanted a room with a view,
But he lived in a box
And kept money in his socks,
Though his eyes still had a sparkle or two. :toast:
There is a kid named Magus
Who everyone says is a fagus,
But as he was railing a hen
He yelled right then,
"Look you fuckers, she's clucking!"
:crackhead: (That one is kind of weird) :lol:
There once was a boy
Who's name would be Froy
He sent a chic
Some of his nudey pics
And now everyone knows he got a circumsized prick
No I haven't seen them, nor do I want to.
Sitting on a Pad her name is Luna
Does this fair maiden smell of tuna?
:-o :-o :-o
On the board, of all the men,
The one i hate the most is Ken.
He won't leave me alone,
He wants to bury his bone.
But for some reason I come back again. :loveya: :lookatme:
Grumpy Grumpy where are you?
Have I crushed you under my shoe?
"I'm not that short!"
he yells as retort,
To those who use his head as a coaster. :toast:
On top of the hill lived a Sluggo.
His life free of worries and trouble.
Along came a May, who tried turning him gay, once a nice guy now carrys a spade shovel.
There was a girl name Becky
Who went in search of a schmeckie
She looked on the net
But a nice guy could not get
In the end she could yell
for she was on a Cold Day in hell!
AfDude is in the Air Force
Protecting our country, of course.
It has nothing to do
With red, white & blue....
Bikinis & babes galore
Quote:AfDude is in the Air Force
Protecting our country, of course.
It has nothing to do
With red, white & blue....
Bikinis & babes galore
:lol:
Lazy Motherfucker
Stooopit Cocksucker
He has a beautiful baby
And a hard-working lady
But he's still the Sofa King! :moonie:
this thread sucks he often will say
complains about threads that go astray
if he were to have his way
kid afrika would make you chat threaders pay
<center><table style=filter:glow(color=seagreen)>ken's pen often makes futile attempts at humor
in fact, i heard a rumor
that if even if he had much money
he still couldn't buy himself the label of being "teh funney"</table></center>
Edited By LZMF1 on May 30 2002 at 12:55
Snuka, Snuka, Drives the Bus
Posts the pictures filled with puss.
If you don't puke, he'll try with all his might
To send you screaming into the night!
Spitfire Spitfire!
Ra Ra Ra!
Flower child Flower child!
Gonna burn your bra!
She's never a bore
Getting married for sure,
It's going to be like a fable
When her & her man stand up front,
And we all stare at her table. ;-)