I can't overcome the oppressive force of the man. :-(
But, thanks to this nifty hot sauce-spraying wrist watch, I can eat mayonaise.
Edited By Kid Afrika on Aug. 18 2002 at 12:18
I can't do math in my head.
I've never been to Sluggo's house.
me neither danked, but i have eaten his ziti :fuggin:
CRX has never applied paint to my nipples.
I've never been mistaken for a negro
I've never been to a synagogue
I've never smoked marijuana
I've never purchased a porno
I've never had a cavity
I've never watched an episode of Survivor
I've never taken any drugs (maybe thats why I don't have teh funny
)
I've also never taken drugs but have been intruiged at times to smoke some reefer, just never have.
I've never shot a gun at a human being.
Quote:But, thanks to this nifty hot sauce-spraying wrist watch, I can eat mayonaise.
K1d wins for making me laugh for a good 20 seconds on that one.
Quote:I've also never taken drugs but have been intruiged at times to smoke some reefer, just never have.
:lookatme:
C'mon.... Just close your eyes and suck it out of this joint.
I never cheated on a test.
I never got a ticket.
I have no musical talent.
I can't dance.
I never tried any chemical drug and haven't smoke weed since the 70's.
My God.....and I thought I was lame. :rofl: You guys all stink.
I've never been out of the US.
I've never shot a gun.
That's about the extent of my list.
I cant drive a stick shift
I have no musical talent
I cant type without looking at the keyboard
wow, you people need to fucking travel.
I can't ride a bike
I can't drive stick shift
I've never gotten a ticket
I've never had a cavity filled
I've never broken a bone
I've never walked by a homeless guy and said "Awww, look, a poor guy down on his luck. I feel really bad for him"
I've also never given a homeless person any money without making them do something degrading to ammuse me. Greatest hit: Some black dude outside of Bar 9, I had him screaming his name was Kid Afrika for 50 cents.
ive never been funny or posted a quality post
I have never been to Mexico!!!!!!!11
i've never had sex on an airplane