Eunuch? Good thing I got the tongue. :-p
Quote:I bet Noelle's fella is buying her shoes and tampons right now....
Cause guys are fuckin punks, I'd smack her around. It's like any new thing you get, you gotta 'break it in'.
Quote:it ain't gonna suck itself
Danked is using my lines, :loveya:
Remember that night? How easy I gave in?
You had me at "Stop your fucking crying, you pathetic fucking cum depository, and suck my fucking rapestick! SUCK IT!"
Edited By Danked on Sep. 12 2002 at 11:04
Gonzo if she isn't giving you sex all the time,
and ironing your underpants when she isn't.....
then she is a Damn lazy bitch and you should send her ass to the curb.
after she gives you a farewell hummer.
Ken should have his own radio show.
always make the bitch shine your shoes,
when your done kicking her ass.
I'm gonna start writing this down. What should I do if she says I don't say "I love you" enough?
Throw her out of the house......
naked.
Cause you pay the mortgage, and bought the slut the clothes on her back...
then ask her....
"If I dress you, and feed you, and give your lazy ass a place to stay, doesn't that say I love you enough"
When she cries and begs forgiveness.....call the locksmith and change the locks.
Danked how bout you and me cruise some 12 step programs looking for hot chicks with low self esteem.
Cause all those chicks look like Helena Bonham Carter, right?
I made the mistake of tuning In for a minute on my drive home. He was talking about how his parents couldnt talk to him about sex, so he went out and screwed TONS of women when he was 16. I found myself screaming at the top of my lungs "NO YOU DIDN'T" and "You fucking LIAR" at my radio like a damned lunatic. If anyone was watching me, they probably called the cops.
Who actually buys that crap?
I do.
I believe anyone from 3-7. :bow:
Quote:Women are fucking whores
Click here for Pic
I know a certain webmaster that thinks this picture is "OTL". :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Edit: Sorry, but some people would get in trouble at work for that pic.
Edited By Arthur Dent on Sep. 13 2002 at 9:26
whats that stuff inbetween her boobs?
this is seriously the first time i've ever lost my appetite from a picture :crackhead:
leykis won't even fuck her
Womens is nothing but life support for their pussies anyway.
Notice that none of the women are logged in?
They better be dusting damnit!
Quote:I know a certain webmaster that thinks this picture is "OTL".
it's sorta ok.... if you don't look up past her shoulders....
that's one bitch even I say, hold her head down!
don't let Medusa look at you!
DOH!!!! I clicked on the link....stooopid, I'm sooo stoopid!