I never had sex on the rag, or right before or right after...I'm so anal retentive that I won't let anyone touch me a few days before or after. :clueless:
Quote:I'm so anal retentive
I'm sure most would do that too. :moonie:
I earned my Red Wings a few years ago.
I have anal attention deficit disorder.
Quote:I have anal attention deficit disorder.
does that mean you lose interest, or get distracted by it?
If she only knew what you really thought...I'd say if you loved her etc... you would go out of your way to keep her in good spirits...I know if the roles were reversed and you'd have to have a colonoscopy done you'd want a little bit of TLC...
There isn't a man in the world who could handle being a woman...do you think we like to bleed one week a month and have exams and testing done annually?
Quote:There isn't a man in the world who could handle being a woman
I dare you to say that out loud down in the village.
Quote:I'd say if you loved her etc
She's no Bill Simmons
LOVE? Please!
She went out on a date on Friday night.
I'm nice and shit. I bought her flowers. I didn't punch her when she goo'd on my sheets this morning. I haven't told anyone in school that I'm banging her or that I came in her mouth. When I fart in bed, I don't pull the sheets over her head.
But love? .....nope. And no matter how much cheese comes out of her twat, I'm not going to fawn over her. It's her fault she's got one of those things. She chose to be a girl.
so much fopr peanut butter and jelly tomorrow
kim is right
yer chick is probably going through Hell but just not letting you know how she really feels
remember those hats that said
see dick drink, see dick drive????
remeber the last line
don't be a dick!
be nice to your girlfriend
or she might chop off yer willy while yer asleep
Quote:She chose to be a girl.
ummmmmmmmm riiiiight
Quote:or she might chop off yer willy while yer asleep
:firebounce: oooo, I have my fingers crossed!
Thanks Galt. Just what we need, more women turning into weewee whackers. :fuckoff:
Hey, all jokes aside. I'm nice and caring at what-not, but it's nasty, and she knows it's nasty.
And she's usually pretty trim down there, and now the hair's coming back in patches, there is a bald spot from getting shaved around the birthmark, and the spots of hair that do exist are all gloppy.
It just looks like it's a 3rd degree burn healing with the red and the puffiness and the ooze and the multiple colors and did I mention the slime like she sat in a bucket of vasoline?
It doesn't mean I like her less, I just like that thing less, and I'm glad that the doctor told her not to do any sex stuff for two weeks.
i love my vagina. :thumbs-up:
Vagina is a stupid word though. Penis too. They just don't roll off the tongue like words like that should.
Quote:i love my vagina.
So do I. :-D
Quote:So do I.
sooooooo, unexpected! gee I bet even VG didn't see that coming :crackhead:
No, she knew it before I typed it.