CDIH

that's a shocker.

Quote:No, she knew it before I typed it.

should we be happy for you or something?
aren't you gonna finish telling us about it now?
a poem perhaps ... Ode to the Tight Space

Tight space, tight space
in my face
Upon my nose it sits
I cannot get my tongue inside
so I'll fuck the boobs instead

Hey Ladi, what crawled up your ass and died today you worthless twat?

I can't reach it, and it's starting to burn. I think I broke the tail off whatever it was, trying to grab it. :thumbs-up:

Maynard is becoming OAS a little more each day.

He's even got the creepy pickup lines and emoticons down pat

What the fuck is the bug up some peoples ass about emotioncons? If it is so terrible to use them, get rid of them. It's hard to ignore the cute little f's when they are staring you in the face.

:-) :-( :-D :-p ;-) :-o :angry: :thumbs-up: :clueless: :loveya: neak: :lol: :crackhead: :lookatme: :moonie: :burnfucker: :bow: :disappointed: :bouncer: mokey: :firebounce: :fucking: :fucking: :rofl: :fuggin: :blow: :toast: uicide: :poke: :fuckoff: :fart:

there...i got that out of my system.

:thumbs-up:

john must be having a bad goatee day

Yeah, Down's patients, imbeciles, and other simpletons are captivated by blinking lights and moving shapes too.

I like some emoticons that I think can add to the post. Other's are just gay and make me cringe when people use them. If you don't know which is which, I'm not gonna tell you.

:fuckoff: how about this one?

when someone uses an annoying one 17 times, it's that much more funny, right?





RIGHT!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :fuckoff:

i like using them :thumbs-up:

sometimes my posts feel nekkid without them :-o

Quote:Don't you hate it when you have your period and you sit for a long time & then when you stand up you can feel it gush

That could be the most disgusting thing I have ever read. :crackhead:

Quote:john must be having a bad goatee day

Nope, it's fine today.

I KNOW. Guys might smell their own farts and giggle. Guys might pick their noses and flick it at their friends. Guys might let spit drool down two feet from their mouth and then suck it back before it hits the ground. Guys might wear the same drawers for a week at a time. Guys might do a lot of "nasty" things.

But NOTHING compares to the horrors that come out of that spot, and other atrocities caused by the uterus

Quote:That could be the most disgusting thing I have ever read

You think that is disgusting?? Maybe the women on the board should discuss all of their period problems...that is just one part of it :burnfucker:

Women have that many problems with punctuation?

Quote:Maybe the women on the board should discuss all of their period problems...that is just one part of it

I think if we do that, they'll all never be able to have sex again...hmmm that could be a good thing.