10-25-2002, 06:50 AM
10-25-2002, 11:17 AM
Quote:you a 'cuse kid?
Class of '89 mother fucker!
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down :-(
10-25-2002, 11:20 AM
I'll be the one to get this topic back on track. Thank me later...
I cheated on my history exam.
In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.
In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...
When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...
But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
I cheated on my history exam.
In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.
In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...
When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...
But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
10-25-2002, 11:40 AM
:rofl:
i now know sir o is really chunk.
im sorry, i didn't mean to cause trouble jack :-(
i now know sir o is really chunk.
im sorry, i didn't mean to cause trouble jack :-(
10-25-2002, 11:51 AM
i love dunkin donuts coffee :toast:
10-25-2002, 12:03 PM
sir o.
first you gotta do the truffle shuffle, then we'll let you in.
first you gotta do the truffle shuffle, then we'll let you in.
10-25-2002, 12:54 PM
Sir O rocks! :rofl:
I think I wanna break it off with the girl I've been seeing lately. Weird thing is, I might do it November 1, one year to the day that Noelle finally helped me get enough strength to break it off with my bitch ex, so I could date her instead... heh.
I think I wanna break it off with the girl I've been seeing lately. Weird thing is, I might do it November 1, one year to the day that Noelle finally helped me get enough strength to break it off with my bitch ex, so I could date her instead... heh.
10-25-2002, 01:30 PM
I really wanna punch someone in the face right now.
10-25-2002, 01:54 PM
Quote:i love dunkin donuts coffee711 blueberry creme coffee > all other coffee
When I was a kid, I used to carefully peel the tape off of wrapped Christmas presents to see what I was getting.
10-25-2002, 02:09 PM
I think we all did that goatweed...i still do if i can find the presents!
i enjoy talking to people over im, but never know what to say...so i say hi...then the conversation kinda stops...
i enjoy talking to people over im, but never know what to say...so i say hi...then the conversation kinda stops...
10-25-2002, 02:13 PM
Quote:711 blueberry creme coffee > all other coffee
Sean used to call me a fag for drinking it, for months he went on about it. Then one day he had it and has been in love with it ever since. Then he did the FU to it on OA.com cause he was addicted to it.
7-11 Blueberry coffee is fuckin, crack!!!
I hate people who IM me with "Hi" then expect me to carry the conversation. Then when I try to, all I get is 1 word replies or even worse, fuckin smileys.
10-25-2002, 02:16 PM
i want to kill my brother this morning...my parents are away in VA for the weekend. my brother should be in school.
first he comes in here thinking im not here at 6am, i guess for stealing shit, and wakes me up, then at like 8 he has his friends over and blasts the movie theyre watching....THEN he fucking picks up the phone when my mom called and had me cover for him telling them he wasnt home when they heard him pick up...so that puts less trust in me.
first he comes in here thinking im not here at 6am, i guess for stealing shit, and wakes me up, then at like 8 he has his friends over and blasts the movie theyre watching....THEN he fucking picks up the phone when my mom called and had me cover for him telling them he wasnt home when they heard him pick up...so that puts less trust in me.
10-25-2002, 02:18 PM
In some ways, I'm actually glad I don't have AIM at work, otherwise I'd get nothing done.
Choclolate chip cookies rule :banana:
Choclolate chip cookies rule :banana:
10-25-2002, 02:19 PM
truant.
10-25-2002, 02:22 PM
i can't sleep :-(
10-25-2002, 02:24 PM
my parents are on their way home ruining a great weekend i had planned with a special guy i just wanna shoot myself
my grandfather is going into a nursing home so my grandmother wants to come over and spend time with me but i honestly dont want to see her
my grandfather is going into a nursing home so my grandmother wants to come over and spend time with me but i honestly dont want to see her
10-25-2002, 02:28 PM
i just punched a dent in my door
10-25-2002, 02:34 PM
Quote:In some ways, I'm actually glad I don't have AIM at work, otherwise I'd get nothing done.
yeah. aim will be the death of me. it's hard to justify typing when you're supposed to be drafting. by hand, i might add.
10-25-2002, 02:36 PM
I never had my own room, I slept in the living room my entire life. Till I moved out, but now I had to move back in and I am back in the living room again. Till I was 19 I never had my own bed, I slept on the couch.
I always wanted a water bed.
I always wanted a water bed.
10-25-2002, 02:40 PM
when im angry or mad or sad or all at the same time, i tend to punch the wall a few times. im not happy until my knuckles are bleeding.