my nose has been itching and running all day and it's kinda sore now
payday?.....pay yer billz day is more like it
i like the fact Winona Ryder stole.....lil bitch needz a spankin!
my eyes are bad...realized it last nite in the rain
fuck iraq
does snapple iced tea smell like piss to anyone else?
how come all my friends are having kidz yet i can't find a woman that i would want to have my kidz?
OAS has started the only other thread today..is this really the end?
i got a fucking speeding ticket today, and im pissed at myself for speeding through a known speed trap
Why is it that the water coming out of my shower smells like a fart?? How the Hell did I get sick with a cold?? Why the fuck is my girlfriends grandmother ragging on my girlfriend because she is dating a non Jew(me) Doesn't this old lady have anything more important to worry about?? She felt it absolutely necessary to call her this morning and yell at her about it?? WHY???
"Doctor pleeeze some more of theeeeze,
Outside the doooor, she took four moooore"
I'm looking forward to my birthday. 26 will be a good year. :-D
I'm so happy today. :bouncer:
I'm sad at the fact that my dog can't see colors.
I wish it was Saturday already. I hate working.
I'm thinking about a girl.
In fact....I'm always thinking about her.
Nothing else on my mind.
It's better that way. Less room for error.
I haven't found a way to get rid of nose hairs.
Why are my eyes burning?
How am I going to write six term papers in three weeks?
Why were they selling lobster at the deli salad bar today?
I've painted myself into a corner.
I might not hate my job today
I'm hungry, I want soup, I've wanted soup all day
I had a very yummy Western Omlete this morning, w/good toast
Other people in love, gives the the willies
... I don't know why, but it can't be good.
I wonder what it would be like to be deaf
:banana: I wonder if I'm a good dancer
I wonder how to buy a hooker for my friend.
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Whatever became of Melinda?
Now I'm thinking that I shouldn't have told my friend I'd help him move tonight.
BRRRRRR! It's fuckin cold out.
a lot of stuff.
my arm hurts...i've been shot.
my grandpa would have been 81 today.
im mad at the post office.
my coffee is kinda cold.
i need to do laundry.
i need more candles from pier one. mmm water blossom mmmm.
i feel like knitting...make some more christmas presents. it's mitten's this year!
i wish o&a were on. i miss them.
I like mittens. But it's hard to pick stuff up while wearing them.
they arent meant to pick stuff up in silly.
just to keep your hands warm.
my eye is still bloodshot.
I'd like my hands to be warm.
*hinthint*
place your hands between your legs, or in your arm pits.
danked has a vagina? :clueless: