Oh, and next Friday...is Hawaiian shirt day...so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
What's up with you and those TPS reports?
Yeah, didn't you get the memo?
Yeah. Hi. It's Bill Lumbergh. Uh. I just wanted to make sure you knew that we start at the usual time today. Uh. At 10 o'clock. Yeah. It's not a half day or anything.
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.
Mother shitter! Son of an ass!
-When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"
-Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.
Back up in your ass with the resurrection!
I don't really like what I do... so I'm not gonna go
So, you're gonna quit?
Nooo, I'm just not gonna go
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta :fuggin:
Yeah, just a little more to the left.
PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?
(A million dollars? I'd tell you what I'd do. Two chicks at the same time. Then I'd give Jenny and her fat fuck of a lawyer 25 million dollars.)
:bouncer: it's on again :bouncer: :banana: