CDIH

Full Version: You comin to hell? - We Can BBQ
You're currently viewing a stripped down version of our content. View the full version with proper formatting.
Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Do you wanna go to heaven or Hell?

Think about it, what can be so bad about it. Who wants to hang around all the goody two shoes faggots who lived their lives in a boring fashion. Wouldn't you rather party with all the bad asses?

So raise Hell on earth, kill, rape, pillage, steal, rip tags off your mattresses. I'd rather split a pint with Hitler than help some cripple kids with mother teresa.
Hell is just a short drive away from me.
I think you should kill baker just to make sure your ticket gets punched.
Have fun burning with Hitler
jack would go straight to heaven if he killed baker. it would be the nicest thing anyone has ever done.
I want to go to heaven and then start raping and killing.
Seriously... Hell is not far from here.

[Image: Hell.gif]
We don't want your opera singin' ass in Hell anyway, we'll have hamburgers and beer. You can chill in heaven with the pope and eat tofu.
Hybrid will inflict crucial mosh justice upon hitlers fuckin face, stalin will be chillin in the corner with his dillinger shirt pointing and laughing. Then Mussolini will floor punch him across his fuckin mustache.

To me thats Hell.
I'll take Hell, Gomez won't be there

What about a nice vacation in Pergatory :thumbs-up:
Since when is meat immoral?

And why would Hell be a party? Hell is punishment, you won't be drinking beer or having hamburgers (monks made some of the best beer in history btw) you'll be in the lake of fire, your soul burning for all eternity
I'll be in heaven with some hot bitches, sippin a cocktail, poolside with Jesus. Have fun in Hell, suckers!
porn stars will be in Hell, so Hell would be pretty cool
Quote:Hell is punishment

why? because people who are more immoral than us said so? Yeah cause religious figures have been so moral through out history, they haven't caused wars, pillaged, murdered, touched little boys in confessionals.

Hell I am convinced is a party.

Living your live in purity to get into heaven is stupid, they say you will be rewarded, with what? More life of bordem?

Hell is where all the sins live, you want orgies? You won't find them in heaven cause its a sin. You will have all those faggots talking about the soul is a temple of god, fuck that.

You ain't gonna find no good weed in heaven, you ain;t gonna find alcohol in heaven and you Damn well know Johnny Cash won't be in heaven, fuck that I am followin the man in black cause thats where the fun is.
it'll be like camping, we can set up tents & toast marshmellows
Quote:Hell aint a bad place. Hell is from here to eternity!
Sloats can't come nor his buddy SBB.
Quote:Hell is where all the sins live, you want orgies? You won't find them in heaven cause its a sin. You will have all those faggots talking about the soul is a temple of god, fuck that.

By your definition, mine differs quite a bit, Heaven is a reward for living a good life on earth, Hell is punishment. I also believe that Heaven will provide a Happiness far greater than the vices you find so great.

Hey, there's a reason people try so hard to get in.
Just think how trusting and naive a hot young virginous angel would be. Then you stick your dick in the cup they carry the wafers at church in ...kinda like the old popcorn trick at the movies. She'll be stuck on your dick like that old lady in Bachelor Party.
Tupac sure as fuck wouldn't wanna go to heaven.
Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9