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I couldn't control my tears, Danked actually raised his voice to me.
He just threatened me, said he was gonna kill me if I didn't delete this thread.

He's beaten me before... Undecided
I don't believe you
I'm scared.
Quote:I am cranky once again.

GGGGGRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
quick... run to the bodega & buy him a nice dime bag.... he'll forget all about this...
It's the pressure, it gets to him, but he would never turn violent, stop making up these lies
He gets abusive with me and now it is my fault?

Don't push the batterd wife syndrome on me, I won't go quietly into the night.
Danked is a god among men, stop telling these falsehoods
I don't believe you either.
I think Gonzo should resign. Danked uberalles.
Danked Danked ueber alles, UEBER ALLES AUF DER WELT
Both Danked and Gonzo are MIA

It's obvious that Gonzo finally snapped and killed our beloved Danked
Nope, still here. Just busy.

(Dismembering and stashing the corpse of our beloved admin.)
vivisection is a cool word :banana:
It hurts to have my eyes open.

I need to nap.
10 Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work

1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
4. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
5. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
6. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?"
7. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
8. "The coffee machine is broken ..."
9. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot ..."

AND THE BEST OF ALL:

10. Raise your head from the desk and say " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

(yes it's an e-mail)
I have a nice spongey wrist rest, that doubles as a lovely pillow
I'M BLIND!!!!!!
hairy palms too?
I'm just gonna rest for a little while.

If anyone calls, take a message...........
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