Quote:stuff it loser, I'll put your Peanuts in a sammich
Less of your tawdry sexual advances, more making of sandwhich for master
It gets to about 2 and 1/2 inches when hard, that's good, right?
You either need a good tongue or a good cock, and since you can touch your nose with your tongue I'd say you're set
Quote:Less of your tawdry sexual advances, more making of sandwhich for master
I wouldn't touch you with Gonzo's schween, you are dull
master huh .... you wouldn't know what to do with it if I showed up naked & bent over
Please woman, you don't know what darkness brews in this oversized melon of mine.
Quote:you don't know what darkness brews in this oversized melon of mine
WELL!!!!!!!!! If you would show show spine & speak the fuck up, we won't have these problems!
Honestly, I don't believe you
there is no EITHER, to be successful in bed, one must have many things ... good tongue, nimble fingers, a nice dick, adventerous spirit ...... & a nice dick :banana:
Quote:there is no EITHER, to be successful in bed, one must have many things ... good tongue, nimble fingers, a nice dick, adventerous spirit ...... & a nice dick
I was trying to make him feel better about himself, we're not all as cruel and heartless as you
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Quote:WELL!!!!!!!!! If you would show show spine & speak the fuck up, we won't have these problems!
Honestly, I don't believe you
To be serious for a moment, what does not walking out parading your own thoughts and habits have to do with having a spine? I'd rather keep it between me and the girl instead of wearing it like a badge on my shirt, besides, most of the times you find that the loud ones are all bark and no bite.
because this isn't real, it's just a game fuck wad
when I say I want to hollow out your belly button with a dull ice cream scoop & hump the bloody puddle, cause you're a bleeding little bitch ...... I'm actually just kidding
I've had enough of serious, I don't come here for serious ....... AAARGH, this is Message Board 101, what sort of dull ass place did you cut your teeth on? was is all PC & poofy, I bet it was
Quote:I was trying to make him feel better about himself
I was mocking you, not G .... I saw pictures
after he passed out Danked took some :thumbs-up:
I was joking, when I said if I could be serious for a minute I was making fun of the awful catchphrase Lance Storm had.
I guess I could've made that a little clearer
My bad
who?
I'll give up on this one day .... you're Vanilla, and that's just the way it is *shrug*
you don't really listen to rap do you? it's a cover, you're a big pussy cat ... cruising down the hwy, slow in the fast lane, in your jew canoe, Norah Jones playing softly in the background, it's ok, you can admit it, we're all friends here
I would rather castrate myself than listen to that talentless bitch.
Quote:who?
It doesn't matter, I meant it in a kidding way, I wasn't acctually being serious, sheesh
Quote:I'll give up on this one day .... you're Vanilla, and that's just the way it is *shrug*
I bet you're the act, I've seen you women before, you walk around like you're demons in the sack, but when it comes down to it you think doggy is "kinky"
Quote:you walk around like you're demons in the sack
I'm quite quiet actually, people actually think I'm a nice girl
I bet you lay there like a block of ice filing your nails
crap, I forgot to paint my nails
Do you paint them black like your heart?
You're that one woman everybody talks about, the one who is all flirty at the bar but once you get her home she turns into Mr. Freeze's long lost sister.
I successfully ignored some chick from HS the other day. She even wanted to get into the pants of the friend I was with, at one time.
It's not hard, really, you just pretend they aren't there .... I wouldn't wait till all the way at home :thumbs-up:
Your legs snap shut faster than a clam
Prude
yeah :thumbs-up: whatever helps you sleep at night
You have your way with men and leave them unfulfilled don't you?
As long as you get your pleasure they don't matter
for those keeping score, it's sandwich