I was takin a pretty sweet dump, then I got a call. I had to go to the living room to get the cordless and the call took forever. I totally forgot about where I was before hand and after the call I plunked down on the sofa and watched the news for like 20 mins and I get up with a wedgie. Well needless to say I felt some excess baggage after pulling it out. So do I rinse and toss them in the hamper or do I just toss them in the trash?
Even better I mail them to someone like kenspen for a giggle.
I just jerked off in my office bathroom :thumbs-up:
I used to do that at work, I would do it in my bosses bathroom. Right in the sink, sometimes in his bottle of liquid soap.
if theyre one of your reliable ones, I would keep it - if it's on its way out, just toss it in the trash.
Also, I'll be sure not to sit on your couch if/when you invite me over to hang :crackhead:
it was better than usual, i might just make this a daily routine
Quote:it was better than usual, i might just make this a daily routine
it's cool when you hear the people talking outside the bathroom. So you can think to yourself "hahaha they have no clue I am in here jerking off, they are just going about their day thinking I am making pee but I am jerking off. hahahahaha"
my boss is gone, so im playing nba street 2 on his 42 inch plasma screen
you wouldn't have pooh stains in yer underware if yah went free ballin
yeah but I don't have an adonis like body like yourz, if I went free ballin it wouldnt be a pretty sight. I could join snoop dogg and baker on their "girls gone blind" tour.
you say the sweetest thingz :loveya:
Doo Doo stains? What are you, 5?
I bet you didn't even flush either.
The Sleeper Wrote:I just jerked off in my office bathroom :thumbs-up:
you really couldnt wait? :22:
Quote:I bet you didn't even flush either.
if you leave doo doo in the toilet for a few hours it dissolves like alka seltzer and turns the bowl into a giant cup of mousse.
i like to eat yellow and white corn
it makes my doo doo colorful
did you just not wipe? couldn't you smell crap when you were laying down on the couch?
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Quote:couldn't you smell crap when you were laying down on the couch?
he probaly had a hard time distinguishing the doo doo smell from all the other odors coming from that hole
gonz...if this is true you are a dirty, dirty dawg! :crackhead: