doo doo stains

[GonzoStyle]

I was takin a pretty sweet dump, then I got a call. I had to go to the living room to get the cordless and the call took forever. I totally forgot about where I was before hand and after the call I plunked down on the sofa and watched the news for like 20 mins and I get up with a wedgie. Well needless to say I felt some excess baggage after pulling it out. So do I rinse and toss them in the hamper or do I just toss them in the trash?

Even better I mail them to someone like kenspen for a giggle.

[The Sleeper]

I just jerked off in my office bathroom :thumbs-up:

[GonzoStyle]

I used to do that at work, I would do it in my bosses bathroom. Right in the sink, sometimes in his bottle of liquid soap.

[Goatweed]

if theyre one of your reliable ones, I would keep it - if it's on its way out, just toss it in the trash.

Also, I'll be sure not to sit on your couch if/when you invite me over to hang :crackhead:

[The Sleeper]

it was better than usual, i might just make this a daily routine

[GonzoStyle]

it was better than usual, i might just make this a daily routine

it's cool when you hear the people talking outside the bathroom. So you can think to yourself "hahaha they have no clue I am in here jerking off, they are just going about their day thinking I am making pee but I am jerking off. hahahahaha"

[HollywoodJewMoses]

my boss is gone, so im playing nba street 2 on his 42 inch plasma screen

[DGW]

you wouldn't have pooh stains in yer underware if yah went free ballin

[GonzoStyle]

yeah but I don't have an adonis like body like yourz, if I went free ballin it wouldnt be a pretty sight. I could join snoop dogg and baker on their "girls gone blind" tour.

[DGW]

you say the sweetest thingz :loveya:

[LyricalGomez]

Doo Doo stains? What are you, 5?

[PatCooper]

I bet you didn't even flush either.

[Hybrid]

I just jerked off in my office bathroom :thumbs-up:

you really couldnt wait? :22:

[The Sleeper]

i was bored

[GonzoStyle]

I bet you didn't even flush either.

if you leave doo doo in the toilet for a few hours it dissolves like alka seltzer and turns the bowl into a giant cup of mousse.

[DGW]

i like to eat yellow and white corn
it makes my doo doo colorful

[Ronin]

did you just not wipe? couldn't you smell crap when you were laying down on the couch?



Edited By Ronin on 1056128457

[DGW]

couldn't you smell crap when you were laying down on the couch?

he probaly had a hard time distinguishing the doo doo smell from all the other odors coming from that hole

[LZMF1]

gonz...if this is true you are a dirty, dirty dawg! :crackhead:

[GonzoStyle]

:thumbs-up: