CDIH

cats are nice but they have no personality - they just lie around and their litter box reeks.

dogs are loads of fun, but the maintenance is a lot higher.

fish are the perfect pet - they're fairly clean, filtration does most of the dirty work for you, they're great to stare at when you're high, and when they die you just flush 'em away.

My cats use the toilet and speak English.

you should book them on Letterman.

I'm too tired to read all the posts,

has the " well you can eat my meat" line been used yet?

Suprisingly no. However there were references to her eating "meat" prior to her consumption of the actual meat in question...