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In this thread, we shall seek to discover the meaning of life.

We must all participate in this discussion, because to describe the meaning of life in a general sense that we can all embrace, we must all reflect on our inner feelings on the subject. Thus, we can draw from each of our own opinions on the matter and come to a general concensus on what the meaning of life really is.

Now, I know , this is a lofty goal. But the greatest acts of mankind have only come to fruition when one man has set forth the unattainable goal and stuck to his guns to the very end. Such acts as putting a man on the moon, painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, the creation of the 7 Wonders of the World.

And now, we shall attain glory forever by breaking the secrets that the Almighty has hidden from us. We shall discover the meaning of life, and we shall keep it to ourselves, and forever will our days be full of glory and splendor. We shall bask in the warm glow that is knowledge, and we shall become superior to all who lie in the darkness. Beautiful babes shall recline at our feet, and gold and silver shall sheath our palaces of knowledge in a shimmering sea of shininess. We shall be able to ignite the world on fire with our breaths, and cool it with a wave of our hands. Those who hold power and who strike fear into the hearts of men shall bow before us, and we will force them to tear down the walls that imprison the world. We shall cast them into the firey furnace, where they will forever wail and grind their teeth.

Yes, this is the inevietable future that awaits us at the end of this long journey that we shall endure, and through the the many pitfalls and shortcomings that lie along the path least traveled, we will travel through 500 yards of shit smelling foulness and come out clean on the other side. No longer shall our day in hell be cold, for we shall see midnight strike, and we will exist forever in a warm day in heaven.

your posts are too long.

This was a short one, for Christ's sake.

ill read no more than 4 or 5 lines before i lose interest

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midget porno

and milkshakes

Ok.

For those whose attention spans are comparable to that of amoebae, and decided to tl;dr, I shall some up.. post your thoughts on the meaning of life, and draw upon your own personal experiences. Discuss.



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YES!!

I read it - every word.

the meaning of life is to drink milkshakes while watching midget porno.

you disagree?

There is no meaning of life. Life is pointless. All that exists are atoms and molecules bouncing randomly around and that there is no moral or philosophical principle that can be proven to be true, or even to have any meaning. You create your own reality, and therefore your own meaning of life.

Let me get this straight...

The meaning of life is kicking your buddy in the ding ding?

Great post although it did get preachy at the end.

The meaning of life is.....?

Apparently the meaning of life is impaling chicks on your enormous penis.

The meaning of life changes with every post in this thread.

The meaning of life is discovering that when the spaces are taken out of : nutkick :, you get :nutkick:

Quote:there is no moral or philosophical principle that can be proven to be true, or even to have any meaning.

Man's inherent right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness cannot be prove to be true?

Eat, shit, shower and fuck. What more do you want?

add pissing, drinking and smoking the weed in there and it sounds like a good life...

but, don't you have to work to earn money at some point?

Is most work really meaningful?

If you can do something that you truly enjoy and make money and be happy, then by all means do so. However, I think most people really hate having to "work". Nobody, enjoys having some ass wipe telling them what to do, do they? Have you ever seen most people at "work". They don't really look to happy, unless they love what they do.

Money is nice and you can buy nice stuff with, but it really isn't the meaning of life, is it?

in that vein, drinking, smoking, fucking, geeking and pie (in that order) equate to the meaning of life.

I don't mean to detract from the meaning of a good shit, but it's lower on the scale than the rest.

Quote:Man's inherent right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness cannot be prove to be true?

They can persue it, as they have the right to it, but that doesnt mean it has any meaning. Its just passing time.