Bunch of freaks if you ask me.
You're gonna die in some freakishly bizarre accident wherein you might have survived had you been born right handed instead of the genetically inferior freak baby that you were.
i sometimes tickle my balls with my left hand while masterbating, does that count?
I do believe that makes you ambidextrous. Which of course means you are even more superior than myself and the likes of Hedcold.
only when it comes to tickling balls
Galt Wrote:lefties fucking rule.
o/
Fact! And this is noted in many scientific books.
Lefties wet the bed.
lefties are also medically proven to be prone to anal warts
The ambidextrous are practically perfect in every way.
And they have talking parrot head umbrellas which they can hold in whichever hand they want.
Cause they're ambidextrous!
so very true. so very true indeed!
Lefties always kill babies with their left hand.
when they can get it up long enough to have babies. lefties are notoriously unable to maintain an erection.
Lefties always take a penny but never ever leave a penny.