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another year....
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08-13-2004, 09:58 PM
and another left handers day!
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08-13-2004, 10:13 PM
You're gonna die in some freakishly bizarre accident wherein you might have survived had you been born right handed instead of the genetically inferior freak baby that you were.
08-13-2004, 10:28 PM
i sometimes tickle my balls with my left hand while masterbating, does that count?
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
08-13-2004, 11:13 PM
I do believe that makes you ambidextrous. Which of course means you are even more superior than myself and the likes of Hedcold.
08-13-2004, 11:58 PM
only when it comes to tickling balls
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
08-14-2004, 01:18 AM
Fact! And this is noted in many scientific books.
Lefties wet the bed.
08-14-2004, 01:28 AM
lefties are also medically proven to be prone to anal warts
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
08-14-2004, 01:31 AM
The ambidextrous are practically perfect in every way.
08-14-2004, 01:32 AM
its a proven fact!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
08-14-2004, 01:36 AM
And they have talking parrot head umbrellas which they can hold in whichever hand they want.
Cause they're ambidextrous!
08-14-2004, 02:11 AM
so very true. so very true indeed!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
08-14-2004, 02:14 AM
Lefties always kill babies with their left hand.
08-14-2004, 02:21 AM
when they can get it up long enough to have babies. lefties are notoriously unable to maintain an erection.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
08-14-2004, 05:33 PM
Lefties always take a penny but never ever leave a penny.
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