01-07-2005, 05:45 PM
01-07-2005, 05:46 PM
I think it just sucks partial ass. The left cheek particularly.
Certainly better than the complete ass.
Certainly better than the complete ass.
01-07-2005, 05:47 PM
they keep playing it on the Lifetime channel though - wtf?
01-07-2005, 05:48 PM
I've got some reality for you.
I want to kill my wife.
No, seriously. She's on my last nerve. She can't do anything right. I try to hold my tongue but sometimes it's too much and I have to tell her just how stone stupid and incapable she is of doing anything, whatsoever.
Now, if we were to go into depth with that, wouldn't it be better than infering that Arpi wears a meat helmet............................................again?
I want to kill my wife.
No, seriously. She's on my last nerve. She can't do anything right. I try to hold my tongue but sometimes it's too much and I have to tell her just how stone stupid and incapable she is of doing anything, whatsoever.
Now, if we were to go into depth with that, wouldn't it be better than infering that Arpi wears a meat helmet............................................again?
01-07-2005, 05:50 PM
Hoon Wrote:I've got some reality for you.she's a fuckin saint for even putting up with you, you should kill yourself instead.
I want to kill my wife.
No, seriously. She's on my last nerve. She can't do anything right. I try to hold my tongue but sometimes it's too much and I have to tell her just how stone stupid and incapable she is of doing anything, whatsoever.
Now, if we were to go into depth with that, wouldn't it be better than infering that Arpi wears a meat helmet............................................again?
01-07-2005, 05:51 PM
Goatweed Wrote:they keep playing it on the Lifetime channel though - wtf?Is Shannen Dougherty in it?
01-07-2005, 05:55 PM
Hoon Wrote:I've got some reality for you.that would be an amazing thread. Amazing.
I want to kill my wife.
No, seriously. She's on my last nerve. She can't do anything right. I try to hold my tongue but sometimes it's too much and I have to tell her just how stone stupid and incapable she is of doing anything, whatsoever.
Now, if we were to go into depth with that, wouldn't it be better than infering that Arpi wears a meat helmet............................................again?
I also want to hear about how Rooner cheats on his wife often.
Why get married if you are just going to cheat? And if you realize that you also need ass on the side, then why stay married? Just fucking break it off and then you can bang whoever you want without having to be a scumbag liar.
Are you just holding onto your wife that you don't like so you can make sure that when you are 60 and lonely they'll be someone there for you?
These are the types of threads that I would love love love to have more of.
01-07-2005, 05:58 PM
So I DO interest you eh Galt? Beg for it.
01-07-2005, 06:04 PM
This dimwit let her car insurance lapse in 2003.
I didn't find out about it until my brother, a police officer had called me to tell me her car had just been repossesed.
I had no idea she was a day late on any payments.
THOSE ARE HER ONLY PAYMENTS.
I pay everything else! She didn't even have a license.
She let it expire in 2003, also. So all this time she's been driving around with no license, no insurance and not paying her god damn fucking car payments.
So who has to shell out a grand to bring her debts current and the repo man? Me.
Now when I ask her for her cars payment book, I'm told...
"I don't think I have one".
YOU DON'T THINK YOU HAVE ONE!!!?
I ask her how much her car payment is,
"Two.......something".
TWO SOMETHING!!?
I aks her where her license is...
"It's in my pocket book"
Let me see it.
"Uhm, no it's at work".
WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING LICENSE? YOU DON'T HAVE ONE..DO YOU!!
"Yes I do!!"
WHERE IS IT?
"It's actually a NYS id"
THAT'S AN ID CARD!! NOT A FUCKING LICENSE, YOU IDIOT.
HOW MUCH DO I OWE THE BANK, FOR YOU?
"Seven hundred and .....something"
SEVEN HUNDRED AND........SOMETHING?
COULD YOU GET AN EXACT AMOUT FOR ME?
"It's $725.86"
I get $750.00 from my savings & go to the bank.
The teller says, "That'll be $1,002.15"
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So she goes to get her conditional license, which she told me the DMV told her she could do.
She takes the day off work to go to the DMV (40 minutes away) and loses money to do so & tells me when she gets home that she took a copy of our marraige license and they wouldn't accept it. She didn't get anything.
WTF DOES A MARRAIGE LICENSE HAVE TO DO WITH GETTING A LICENSE?
She goes again today and they tell her she can't get a conditional license, that she can only get her permit.
She called my lawyers who are doing the paperwork for my house. Of course the secretary was "unbelieveable mean to her and kept changing their story".
So I called them and it was simple. They made perfect sense. Only an idiot could not understand them.
Now today we're moving.
I can't take the day off work because I need the money to pay for all of her fuck ups. I had some buddies lined up to help move until I get home.
She took the day off to tell them what went where and lost more $ to do this.
My buddy calls me at noon and says the doors locked.
I call....AND SHE'S FUCKING SLEEPING, INSTEAD OF PACKING.
I'm on the verge of comitting homicide.
I didn't find out about it until my brother, a police officer had called me to tell me her car had just been repossesed.
I had no idea she was a day late on any payments.
THOSE ARE HER ONLY PAYMENTS.
I pay everything else! She didn't even have a license.
She let it expire in 2003, also. So all this time she's been driving around with no license, no insurance and not paying her god damn fucking car payments.
So who has to shell out a grand to bring her debts current and the repo man? Me.
Now when I ask her for her cars payment book, I'm told...
"I don't think I have one".
YOU DON'T THINK YOU HAVE ONE!!!?
I ask her how much her car payment is,
"Two.......something".
TWO SOMETHING!!?
I aks her where her license is...
"It's in my pocket book"
Let me see it.
"Uhm, no it's at work".
WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING LICENSE? YOU DON'T HAVE ONE..DO YOU!!
"Yes I do!!"
WHERE IS IT?
"It's actually a NYS id"
THAT'S AN ID CARD!! NOT A FUCKING LICENSE, YOU IDIOT.
HOW MUCH DO I OWE THE BANK, FOR YOU?
"Seven hundred and .....something"
SEVEN HUNDRED AND........SOMETHING?
COULD YOU GET AN EXACT AMOUT FOR ME?
"It's $725.86"
I get $750.00 from my savings & go to the bank.
The teller says, "That'll be $1,002.15"
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So she goes to get her conditional license, which she told me the DMV told her she could do.
She takes the day off work to go to the DMV (40 minutes away) and loses money to do so & tells me when she gets home that she took a copy of our marraige license and they wouldn't accept it. She didn't get anything.
WTF DOES A MARRAIGE LICENSE HAVE TO DO WITH GETTING A LICENSE?
She goes again today and they tell her she can't get a conditional license, that she can only get her permit.
She called my lawyers who are doing the paperwork for my house. Of course the secretary was "unbelieveable mean to her and kept changing their story".
So I called them and it was simple. They made perfect sense. Only an idiot could not understand them.
Now today we're moving.
I can't take the day off work because I need the money to pay for all of her fuck ups. I had some buddies lined up to help move until I get home.
She took the day off to tell them what went where and lost more $ to do this.
My buddy calls me at noon and says the doors locked.
I call....AND SHE'S FUCKING SLEEPING, INSTEAD OF PACKING.
I'm on the verge of comitting homicide.
01-07-2005, 06:06 PM
Ok, now I want to kill her and I am sorry for every bad word I ever said to you, you poor, poor man you.
01-07-2005, 06:07 PM
Goatweed Wrote:they keep playing it on the Lifetime channel though - wtf?It's an accurate portrail of Italian/Jewish American women in the 60's-70's!
Plus, Ray Liotta is sexy.
01-07-2005, 06:07 PM
That actually made me feel better. Thank you.
01-07-2005, 06:08 PM
Hoon Wrote:That actually made me feel better. Thank you.I'm serious, lets fuckin kill her.
We can make it look like an accident or just make it like she disappeared, your brother the cop can help. We'll chop her up, I'll show you how its done properly so the torso don't pop up nowheres.
01-07-2005, 06:10 PM
I live in the woods up here.
I could easily hide the corpse so they'd never find her.
Only thing is, she'd be noticed missing much quicker since there's like 200 people in my town.
I could easily hide the corpse so they'd never find her.
Only thing is, she'd be noticed missing much quicker since there's like 200 people in my town.
01-07-2005, 06:12 PM
GonzoStyle Wrote:Can you help me next, I have a pain in the ass ex wife I need your help with.Hoon Wrote:That actually made me feel better. Thank you.I'm serious, lets fuckin kill her.
We can make it look like an accident or just make it like she disappeared, your brother the cop can help. We'll chop her up, I'll show you how its done properly so the torso don't pop up nowheres.
01-07-2005, 06:17 PM
Sleeper would give his left foot to have an ex.
01-07-2005, 06:19 PM
Hoon. You are still married? Was she this helpless and retarded when you engaged her? If so, why did you? Didn't you see this potentially being a problem? If not, when did she become some care-free? What was the catalyst?
What are you going to do now. Does she have any redeeming qualities other than she lets you bang her? Why stay married?
What are you going to do now. Does she have any redeeming qualities other than she lets you bang her? Why stay married?
01-07-2005, 06:21 PM
She brakes for clowns too.
01-07-2005, 06:22 PM
Damn, Ive lost my chance. I had the attention of galt for a split second.
01-07-2005, 06:26 PM
Seriously, its fucking Lifetime - that's like playing the Godfather on the Weather Channel - it makes no fucking sense.