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- GonzoStyle - 02-19-2006
did you know that the female clitoris has twice as many nerve endings as the head of the male penis.
- Hoon - 02-19-2006
He's right. I've counted.
- GonzoStyle - 02-19-2006
Did you know that if the male penis was proportional to that of a gorillas, our penises would be less than an inch long.
I'd be hung like a nigger if that was the truth.
- Hoon - 02-19-2006
How much does the human head weigh, smartguy?
- The Jays - 02-19-2006
I'm surprised he hasn't posted sitting at the poker table yet.
ehheyy, this fooking dealer, yo fellas, how much should I bet, I got a 2 and king?
- GonzoStyle - 02-19-2006
Hoon Wrote:How much does the human head weigh, smartguy?
As the spine spends the signal to brain it shoots back a signal and then it arms the pelvic muscle and THRUST BOOM!!!
get the wire hanger.
- Hoon - 02-19-2006
Casino Security: 'We're going to have to ask you to leave, sir'
Keyser: 'Eyyy, fuhck you, mooley!'
Casino Security: 'What's your name, sir?'
Keyser: 'Antny
Casino Security: 'Can you spell that, sir?'
Keyser: 'A.N.T.N.Y....... Antny'
- TheGMANN - 02-19-2006
Keyser hit the HUNKA BUNKA after he made it big at the table.
- GonzoStyle - 02-19-2006
eyyy dis fuckin broad over there, she wants my salseeeeeechAHHHHH
- TheGMANN - 02-19-2006
Hey...My names Anthony
You smell me...I smell like garlic!
- The Jays - 02-19-2006
He was IMing cocktail waitresses two at a time!
- Keyser Soze - 02-19-2006
lost 400, my head hurts. wound up in the top suite at the 49th floor at the borgata though. some whale we met there took a liking to us and treated us like kings. we were eating lobster tails in the penthouse at 7am.
- GonzoStyle - 02-19-2006
just like in the commercials for vegas, did you wake up with a donkey in the room?
- Keyser Soze - 02-19-2006
the hooker could have passed for a donkey.
- GonzoStyle - 02-19-2006
you fucked a hooker?
- Keyser Soze - 02-19-2006
no, thats when i exited stage left and went to bed.
- GonzoStyle - 02-19-2006
so who'd you fuck?
- Keyser Soze - 02-19-2006
i struck out, my pimp hand was not strong this weekend.
- GonzoStyle - 02-19-2006
did you take off your boots and put your feet on the table?
- Keyser Soze - 02-19-2006
YOU FUCK ME UP IN THERE ILL STICK YOU IN THE FUCKING DESERT!!! YOU UNDERSTAND!?!?!