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- Spitfire - 01-15-2002

More bestiality!!?? Well, then again, cats do have sandpaper tongues...and Gilligan, 1 word: desperation Confusedatan:

Seph, that might be amusing the first couple times...try harder and I'll let you touch my buttons...

Hmm, tempting Sluggo, since I've been dry for one whole day...

Doc, get back to me when you can drive your rocket into the plywood

Quote:I have my own place
Sorry, a dumpster on 34th Street is not what I'm looking for...

- Wormface - 01-15-2002

Barfly

- Sean Cold - 01-15-2002

Sean Cold
Owner/Admin. of CDIH.net
contact: Seanc0ld316

skills
Will totaly kiss your ass on a daily basis
Can perform oral non stop for at least twenty minutes
Would never try and sneak into the poop shoot
I am so damned pretty
I will mod you, shit, did that already
can take a beating for being a dirty, dirty boy
gives the bestest mesages[sp?]
Did I mention I would implant my lips on your ass?
Whorship the ground you walk on
Make you second in command of all these sick bastards
would invite Straw and Grk just so you can ban them
would ban the rock's name from ever being mentioned
make a smiley for you.

- Faceman - 01-15-2002

I can clearly see that the guys in this thread are the most parthetic bunch of losers I have ever seen in my life. My best qualification, I like to drive metal spikes through the top of strawberries

- Sluggo - 01-15-2002

Sean Cold Wrote:Sean Cold
Owner/Admin. of CDIH.net
contact: Seanc0ld316

skills
Will totaly kiss your ass on a daily basis
Can perform oral non stop for at least twenty minutes
Would never try and sneak into the poop shoot
I am so damned pretty
I will mod you, shit, did that already
can take a beating for being a dirty, dirty boy
gives the bestest mesages[sp?]
Did I mention I would implant my lips on your ass?
Whorship the ground you walk on
Make you second in command of all these sick bastards
would invite Straw and Grk just so you can ban them
would ban the rock's name from ever being mentioned
make a smiley for you.
Oh, well...Cant compete with a resume like that... Confusedhot:

- Maynard - 01-15-2002

SLuggshit, you dropped this last night. [Image: johnny.jpg]


Hey spit, you certainly didn't act desperate at the time. :p



And I can spell massage. :lol:

- Sean Cold - 01-15-2002

Faceman Wrote:I can clearly see that the guys in this thread are the most parthetic bunch of losers I have ever seen in my life. My best qualification, I like to drive metal spikes through the top of strawberries
shit, if you lynch her and tie her to a stake, I might be your whoore too!

- Wormface - 01-15-2002

Does that dildo have an AM/FM in it?

- Grumpy - 01-15-2002

Sean Cold Wrote:
Quote:I can clearly see that the guys in this thread are the most parthetic bunch of losers I have ever seen in my life. My best qualification, I like to drive metal spikes through the top of strawberries
shit, if you lynch her and tie her to a stake, I might be your whoore too!
all i need is a case a beer and bottle of stoli to do that. where's the challenge?

- Spitfire - 01-15-2002

Quote:I can clearly see that the guys in this thread are the most parthetic bunch of losers I have ever seen in my life.
Uh-oh, Facey figured out my master plan. And where'd all the girlies go? I did not set a gender requirement!

Nice resume, Sean, but I like a man that I can completely dominate ...

Massage? I have a couple of those hand held massage thingys that do me fine Big Grin

I'll be back later to see how much you can impress me :fuggin:



Edited By Spitfire on Jan. 15 2002 at 5:03

- Maynard - 01-15-2002

Pathetic? Well fuck you you fat assed whore. I was just trying to be nice to you because you can't get a man on your own.

BAH! See if I ever do anything nice for YOU again.

- Sean Cold - 01-15-2002

Quote:Nice resume, Sean, but I like a man that I can completely dominate

Oh, ok, I will change the name to Stoned Day In hell and eat the peanuts out of your shit and hand over the keys then.

- Faceman - 01-15-2002

Grumpy Wrote:
Quote:
Quote:I can clearly see that the guys in this thread are the most parthetic bunch of losers I have ever seen in my life. My best qualification, I like to drive metal spikes through the top of strawberries
shit, if you lynch her and tie her to a stake, I might be your whoore too!
all i need is a case a beer and bottle of stoli to do that. where's the challenge?
yeah but I'll do it for free

- fbd - 01-15-2002

Wormface Wrote:Does that dildo have an AM/FM in it?
where is that from?i know i know that...

(insert gay jokes here)

- Grumpy - 01-15-2002

Maynard Wrote:Pathetic? Well fuck you you fat assed whore. I was just trying to be nice to you because you can't get a man on your own.

BAH! See if I ever do anything nice for YOU again.
hey hey hey - watch it there maymay. watch how you talk to her. She is NOT a fat assed whore.

She's a fat assed slut. get it straight. there's a difference.

- Maynard - 01-15-2002

Sorry Grumps. Her fat ass just totally interrupted my train of thought.

- Spitfire - 01-15-2002

Oh yeah, for the record:

<font size=8>I DO NOT HAVE

A FAT ASS!!!!!!11</font size=8>

it's just when you're Grumpy's height, everything looks huge, especially when you're bending over a pool table :crossbones:

When have you ever done anything nice for me Maymay, it's all give, give, give with you...when did I ever receive?



Edited By Spitfire on Jan. 15 2002 at 5:10

- Maynard - 01-15-2002

Quote:When have you ever done anything nice for me Maymay, it's all give, give, give with you...when did I ever receive?
WEll, that didn't make any sense. Didn't you mean take take take with me? It's ok though. I forgive you. All the cellulite in your ass must be starting to clog your brain now.

- fbd - 01-15-2002

i forgot to add this.in making my your bitch, you also gain the servieces of my bitch, ikea.he may not like girls very much, but its two for the price of one



Edited By fbdlingfrg on Jan. 15 2002 at 5:12

- Maynard - 01-15-2002

fbdlingfrg Wrote:i forgot to add this.in making my your bitch, you also gain the servieces of my bitch, ikea.he may not like girls very much, but its two for the price of one
WEll if that's the case, she gets Sluggo, Arpi, and Alkey along with me.

OK, so I'm the only strait one of the group, but at least they can do your hair and nails.