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- Arpikarhu - 02-26-2004

no, really its funny! think about it!


- crx girl - 02-26-2004

yes dear, it's hilarious.


- Arpikarhu - 02-26-2004

:banana:


- GonzoStyle - 02-26-2004

It's not a tragic thing if one doesn't masturbate or fuck on a daily basis, it's actually helpful in many circumstances. Helps you avoid making bad decisions.


- Mad - 02-26-2004

Use it or lose it. Prime that pump every day or get the Big C.


- crx girl - 02-26-2004

what are these bad decisions that you make as a result of masturbating? like, towel or sock? or floor or toilet? the only bad thing i think is if your beating off in the morning makes you late for work.


- The Sleeper - 02-26-2004

for me, beating off before I go to sleep is a bad decision because I usually have to pee a lot after I beat off so it delays my sleep.


- GonzoStyle - 02-26-2004

I didn't mean masturbation per se, I more meant that not being horny all the time helps you prevent making bad choices in life.


- crack hitler - 02-26-2004

The Sleeper Wrote:for me, beating off before I go to sleep is a bad decision because I usually have to pee a lot after I beat off so it delays my sleep.
actually what i like to do is, 1) jerk off, 2) take a shit, 3) take a long hot shower and pee in the shower, that is how i enjoy ending my day


- GonzoStyle - 02-26-2004

Personally I fall asleep right after I am done, sometimes I fall asleep with penis still in hand.


- The Sleeper - 02-26-2004

you're an animal


- GonzoStyle - 02-26-2004

I am a dirty boy, dirty.


- Arpikarhu - 02-26-2004

nobody like my joke :-(


- The Sleeper - 02-26-2004

it's not your joke, it's from Soul Man


- GonzoStyle - 02-26-2004

How soul man got overlooked by the academy.


- Arpikarhu - 02-26-2004

i think its older than that


- GonzoStyle - 02-26-2004

I bet mark twain made it up.


- Arpikarhu - 02-26-2004

if not him then samuel clemens


- GonzoStyle - 02-26-2004

If my parents named me that i'd be so embarassed and change it.


- Arpikarhu - 02-27-2004

The Sleeper Wrote:it's not your joke, it's from Soul Man
i bet you have a poster of c. thomas howell in your room.