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I've gone impotent
#1
I've tried to beat off twice in the last week before work and both times I had to give up after a couple minutes because I was only half-ready and couldn't finish.

I blame the college girl who won't touch my wang.
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#2
Maybe you're not attracted to you anymore.
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#3
Quote:I blame the college girl who won't touch my wang.
You gotta stop blaming everyone else for your failings and take some responsibility and ownership for your own short comings. Step up to the plate like a man and deal with the consequences of the problem you yourself created.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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#4
I think you are just getting to that age where masturbation is getting kinda boring.

I don't masturbate as often as I used to either, it's lost its appeal to me. I now go hours without masturbating.
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#5
It's been more than a week, and the last two times I've tried have been failures.
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#6
In all seriousness, it's no big deal.

Are you doing it cause it's been so long, or are you actually horny when you do it?

It's been 3 weeks or more for me since I done it, I just don't have the urge to masturbate though I do want sex naturally all the time.

I've tried the whole forcing thing but I just dont get into it and even when I do cum, it's really no satisfaction.

But when I wanna do it, I get a good jerk still.
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#7
No big deal galt just think of a hotter guy.
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#8
try some HornyGoatWeed.
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#9
If you start taking hard on pills to masturbate, thats definetly a bad sign.
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#10
wow, i so do not have this problem. just the opposite.
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#11
Meh



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#12
the frigid chick is coming over, and if she ever decides to get frisky, I don't want to finish in 15 seconds.
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#13
why do you care?
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#14
GonzoStyle Wrote:I think you are just getting to that age where masturbation is getting kinda boring.

I don't masturbate as often as I used to either, it's lost its appeal to me. I now go hours without masturbating.
i;m older than both of you and i still crank one out when i wake up and before i go to bed, regardless of whether i had sex that day
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#15
try eating Oysters, too.
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#16
remember to buy a nice suit. if you gonna be im-potent , you gotta dress im-potent. ba-dum-dum!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#17
Sucks to be you.
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The spooks come out at night.
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#18
Cut down on the alcohol intake. I understand that it can giveth the desire but taketh away the ability.
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Taking lack of motivation to a whole new level.
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#19
get it? be im-potent, look im-potent. get it? get it?



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I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#20
i think maybe you need to sit down with a nice cup of tea, put your feet up and get off the computer for a little while.
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