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- GonzoStyle - 10-31-2005
I break out the sweet threads and my sweetest tie and show up to work in my suit and felt like a cock cause everyone else was dressed casual. My boss tried to not mock me but still managed a "you goin somewhere special?". I also managed to knockover the coffee pot and felt like sleeper at cracks house when he spilled the mountain dew.
So far so good.
- The Jays - 10-31-2005
You would felt worse if you showed up in casuals, cause you'd be sweating your ass off the whole way there worrying about whether you shoulda worn a suit, and then when you showed up, you boss would have looked at you like Milton from Office Space.
- GonzoStyle - 11-01-2005
or I shoulda asked.
- The Jays - 11-01-2005
You still would have spilt the coffee, tho.
- GonzoStyle - 11-01-2005
I also kept on hitting the wrong keys on the keyboard cause its so uncomfortable and he kept on staring at my monitor. I'm tryin to his the backspace key and end up with ///////////////////////.
- The Jays - 11-01-2005
if he asked anything, just say it's Halloween, and you're going as a slasher
- GonzoStyle - 11-01-2005
when I was 6 I went as he-man but I tripped on someones steps and fell, then I started to cry and everyone called me, she-man.
- Galt - 11-01-2005
why did you get fired from your last job?
- lush - 11-01-2005
At least you didn't go home and cry.
- Goatweed - 11-01-2005
was it regular coffee or decaf?
- GonzoStyle - 11-01-2005
I didn't get fired and it was regular.
- Goatweed - 11-01-2005
damn, you spilled the good stuff AND kept your job? you're a lucky man!
- Silera - 11-01-2005
Starting a new job always makes me feel like I'm in 2nd grade and I peed myself on picture day.
- Buttmunch - 11-01-2005
You should lobby the boss to supply Blueberry Coffee.
- HollywoodJewMoses - 11-01-2005
that is basically a good idea.
- The Jays - 11-01-2005
Wait and feel out the office environment before you reveal anything regarding semen on your face or being a folk hero on the internet.
- Arpikarhu - 11-01-2005
she man! hahahahahahahah!
- Goatweed - 11-01-2005
we had some knockoff blueberry coffee here for a few months, but noone drank it so they got rid of it. The Irish creme isn't bad.
I've never knocked any over though.
- GonzoStyle - 11-01-2005
Arpikarhu Wrote:she man! hahahahahahahah!you would enjoy that you heartless bastard!!!
- Arpikarhu - 11-02-2005
its very funny