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I break out the sweet threads and my sweetest tie and show up to work in my suit and felt like a cock cause everyone else was dressed casual. My boss tried to not mock me but still managed a "you goin somewhere special?". I also managed to knockover the coffee pot and felt like sleeper at cracks house when he spilled the mountain dew.
So far so good.
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You would felt worse if you showed up in casuals, cause you'd be sweating your ass off the whole way there worrying about whether you shoulda worn a suit, and then when you showed up, you boss would have looked at you like Milton from Office Space.
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You still would have spilt the coffee, tho.
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I also kept on hitting the wrong keys on the keyboard cause its so uncomfortable and he kept on staring at my monitor. I'm tryin to his the backspace key and end up with ///////////////////////.
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if he asked anything, just say it's Halloween, and you're going as a slasher
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when I was 6 I went as he-man but I tripped on someones steps and fell, then I started to cry and everyone called me, she-man.
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why did you get fired from your last job?
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At least you didn't go home and cry.
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If the movie sucks, we can like make out if you like
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was it regular coffee or decaf?
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I didn't get fired and it was regular.
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damn, you spilled the good stuff AND kept your job? you're a lucky man!
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Starting a new job always makes me feel like I'm in 2nd grade and I peed myself on picture day.
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You should lobby the boss to supply Blueberry Coffee.
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that is basically a good idea.
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Wait and feel out the office environment before you reveal anything regarding semen on your face or being a folk hero on the internet.
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she man! hahahahahahahah!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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we had some knockoff blueberry coffee here for a few months, but noone drank it so they got rid of it. The Irish creme isn't bad.
I've never knocked any over though.
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Arpikarhu Wrote:she man! hahahahahahahah! you would enjoy that you heartless bastard!!!
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its very funny
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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