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You know you're having a racist conversation when... - Adolf - 01-24-2006
You have to preface every sentence with... "I'm not a racist or nothing".
- Keyser Soze - 01-24-2006
or when they keep saying nigger
- Adolf - 01-24-2006
That too but that comes only after in the middle of the conversation the "im not a racist or nothing guy" gets confirmation to the answer "I mean, youre not a racist.... are you?"
oh in that case, fuck them niggers!!!
- Keyser Soze - 01-24-2006
im not gay or anything but george is one handsome fella.
- The Jays - 01-24-2006
"you know, i got nothing against these moolies, but..."
- Adolf - 01-24-2006
Gonzo has the weirdest friends, and smelly ones too.
I just loved the confirmation part, like the big grey book with the swastika on it, which is proudly displayed, wasnt clue enough that he might be a racist.
Then again the tupac poster might confuse some.
But the part when he was trying to get confirmation that it was ok to trash niggers, priceless.
- The Jays - 01-24-2006
the book with the swastika just suggests "self-hating jew", not really racist. i mean, i have a copy of the communist manifesto, but no one really ever thinks im a pinko.
"you know, i like commies and everything, but..."
- Adolf - 01-24-2006
good point.
I guess it's amusing cause if you know him and have heard him speak more than 3 words, the word nigger is a regular part of his vocabulary.
- Keyser Soze - 01-24-2006
know your enemy
- The Jays - 01-24-2006
Adolf Wrote:good point.
I guess it's amusing cause if you know him and have heard him speak more than 3 words, the word nigger is a regular part of his vocabulary.
yes, i've noticed him pepper his conversations with the word, and adds extra seasoning when the coloreds are near.
- Keyser Soze - 01-24-2006
edgy
- The Jays - 01-24-2006
he also does super-niche promotion for the board on the sugar packets at table 9 in the TGI Fridays by the Staten Island mall
- Adolf - 01-24-2006
question: you most embarassing moment?
answer: going to TGIFridays
- HedCold - 01-24-2006
and he wonders why the waitress never called him
- Adolf - 01-24-2006
I think it had more to do with his grotesque apperance than writing allover the table with a crayon.
- The Jays - 01-24-2006
i think it's because he still has the table 9 card
- Adolf - 01-24-2006
he figured he'd impress the negro woman but acting like a petty nigger theif.
- The Jays - 01-24-2006
at least we'll always have the table reserved
- Adolf - 01-24-2006
just ask for the one with the crayon scribblings on it.
- The Jays - 01-24-2006
number 9.... number 9... number 9...