You know you're having a racist conversation when...

[Adolf]

You have to preface every sentence with... "I'm not a racist or nothing".

[Keyser Soze]

or when they keep saying nigger

[Adolf]

That too but that comes only after in the middle of the conversation the "im not a racist or nothing guy" gets confirmation to the answer "I mean, youre not a racist.... are you?"

oh in that case, fuck them niggers!!!

[Keyser Soze]

im not gay or anything but george is one handsome fella.

[The Jays]

"you know, i got nothing against these moolies, but..."

[Adolf]

Gonzo has the weirdest friends, and smelly ones too.

I just loved the confirmation part, like the big grey book with the swastika on it, which is proudly displayed, wasnt clue enough that he might be a racist.

Then again the tupac poster might confuse some.

But the part when he was trying to get confirmation that it was ok to trash niggers, priceless.

[The Jays]

the book with the swastika just suggests "self-hating jew", not really racist. i mean, i have a copy of the communist manifesto, but no one really ever thinks im a pinko.

"you know, i like commies and everything, but..."

[Adolf]

good point.

I guess it's amusing cause if you know him and have heard him speak more than 3 words, the word nigger is a regular part of his vocabulary.

[Keyser Soze]

know your enemy

[The Jays]

good point.

I guess it's amusing cause if you know him and have heard him speak more than 3 words, the word nigger is a regular part of his vocabulary.

yes, i've noticed him pepper his conversations with the word, and adds extra seasoning when the coloreds are near.

[Keyser Soze]

edgy

[The Jays]

he also does super-niche promotion for the board on the sugar packets at table 9 in the TGI Fridays by the Staten Island mall

[Adolf]

question: you most embarassing moment?

answer: going to TGIFridays

[HedCold]

and he wonders why the waitress never called him

[Adolf]

I think it had more to do with his grotesque apperance than writing allover the table with a crayon.

[The Jays]

i think it's because he still has the table 9 card

[Adolf]

he figured he'd impress the negro woman but acting like a petty nigger theif.

[The Jays]

at least we'll always have the table reserved

[Adolf]

just ask for the one with the crayon scribblings on it.

[The Jays]

number 9.... number 9... number 9...